Hetalia Chapter 9-Further ASEAN Business

"Please give some money to the poor unfortunate!" ASEAN banged on the door. Indonesia threw open the door and glared back at him.

"Accept Timor-Leste and maybe I would consider it!" Indonesia gave his final ultimatum.

"You know very well I can't do that without the rest of the nations' consent. You are the top economy around here and I need to make sure that the four other non-major economy countries can catch up with you six in order to have the establishment of the ASEAN Economic Community. Please be considerate!"

"Then fine!" Indonesia threw his money on ASEAN's head. ASEAN sank to the floor as Indonesia closed the door behind him.

"Please give some money to the poor unfortunate!" ASEAN banged on another door. This time, it was Thailand who answered it.

"As long as the money doesn't go to Cambodia, I will give a lot." ASEAN had a pained look in his eyes.

"You know I can't do that as the fund collected has to be centralized among the four non-major economy countries." Thailand frowned. Suddenly, a bulb lighted up above his head.

"I know! I can give the money in Chinese currency! Cambodia is sure not to accept it." Thailand went in and ASEAN heard a lot of ke-chings before Thailand went out again.

"Here, bye ana~" Thailand waved him goodbye. ASEAN sweatdropped, "That's Vietnam you are thinking who doesn't accept Chinese currency, as well as the US dollar. Ah well, as long as I get the funds."

"Please give some money to the poor unfortunate!" Malaysia stared.

"What on earth are you talking about! I said already, I am not contributing. Aiyah, I need to go to the washroom!" Malaysia rushed into the toilet. ASEAN waited as he looked outside and saw several of the birds chirping away.

It was several hours before ASEAN's mind shook itself out of the birds. He knocked on the door and asked, "Malaysia, are you there?"

"..." Malaysia didn't answer. ASEAN fretted that he won't be able to get his money and using all the strength he could muster, he knocked the door down.

The window was open.

"What on earth! When Mas Selamat was under him, did he learn how to escape from windows?"

"Among the entire lot, Singapore is the most generous, despite having a small area. I better ask him for more money than the rest." ASEAN decided. Just then, he saw a flash next to him.

"Are you also getting money from Xin Jia Po?" China asked.

"Yes, China what are you doing!"

"Singapore's handbags are so cheap, Taiwan is asking me to buy them. Aiyah! If only the rest of the siblings were so nice to me, aru."

"Yes, I agree, but why are you getting money from Singapore?"

"He now has a budget of giving, starting today." China ran even faster. ASEAN's eyes widened, if Singapore gave all of his budget to China, that would mean there won't be any budget left for him to take! Summoning up all the speed he had, he raced past China and reached Singapore's door.

"Please give some money to the poor unfortunate, Singapore?" Singapore opened the door. And to ASEAN's delight, Philippines and Vietnam were already there. Good, he was not going to make anymore runs for the day!

"Okay! I will be sending more ASEAN ambassadors your way, so be on the look out!" ASEAN could distinctly here the sounds of 'As long as it's not Malaysia asking for money.'

"Here's my contribution, ASEAN." Philippines handed him some money, as well as a coconut. "Now don't have the ASEAN economic community. It will get in the way of the Spratly dispute."

"Hey!" Vietnam argued, "I thought we were teaming up with Brunei?"

"But China has way too much influence over ASEAN as a whole. China! Why are you here!" The Asian nation had finally caught up. He made a finger gesture as a sign of money.

"You're asking money from Singapore too! That's not fair! Most of his people dislike yours because they keep barging into his universities, just like Canada!" Philippines said impatiently.

"KolKolKol, you feed on Singapore, you must be punished." Vietnam hugged her oar threateningly. China gulped, before edging away.

"China, how do you do." Russia suddenly popped up behind them, along with North Korea. China screamed before running away.

"Thanks for the help, big brother! Russia, thanks!" Vietnam clapped her hands in joy.

"You're welcome, Vietnam." Russia crept away.

"Vietnam, I really can't understand, why does he listens to you?" Philippines asked.

"That's a secret!"

A/N: ASEAN's member countries' flag all has the colour red, that's why ASEAN's hair is red. All the other ASEAN members tend to ignore him because they think he's not Asian.

Also, the six major economies are Indonesia, Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore, Philippines and Vietnam.