Chapter 11-Last Chapter and Announcement!

Malaysia was laughing. So was all the other countries.

"Singapore lost, to Jordan of all things! How's that for your foreign import, Hah!" Malaysia, who was still being sore about being kicked out of the world cup qualifying rounds wtih Singapore laughed the loudest.

"Of all people, why China! They have good breathing, but still!" Vietnam complained.

"Iraq is laughing his ass off at you." Indonesia pointed to Iraq and Jordan, who were clapping each other on the back.

"SHUT UP! DON'T RUB IT IN!" Singapore sobbed as he banged his head against the wall.

"Sorry, but seeing your pompous face in despair is just too funny." Myanmar giggled.

"Perhaps, you shouldn't have national service, you're throwing people away from their favourite game!" Thailand glared at Myanmar.

"I have national service too, you know." He whispered testily.

"Like I care." Myanmar harrumphed.

"Stupid Singapore! Stupid Singapore!" They chanted, pointing their fingers at him, causing Singapore to cry even more.

"Leave him alone!" A bright yellow dash slammed his fist down at them, causing them to blink in surprise. There was Brunei.

"Oh, if it isn't the one who was suspended!" Malaysia cackled.

"Hey, Singapore's sore enough as it is." Brunei glared angrily at them. "Who are you to tease him anyway."

"He's my brother, I have every right to tease him!" Malaysia curled his lip. "I won the Suzuki Cup, remember."

"You were beaten by him in the qualifying round."

"That was not my fault! He had this tiny stadium, it's so hard to make some spectacular moves!"

"You mean to say you were beaten." Brunei picked Singapore up. Singapore whimpered.

"Come on, let's go home."

"Wait, I want to say some more! You're an ass, Singapore!" Brunei blew a whistle before running away.

"I'll suggest that you move out of the way!" He whispered to Thailand. He nodded.

"What, is it some car?" Philippines asked, gazing behind her. Her eyes widened in shock.

"Get away!" She ran, along with the Golden Triangle. Both Indonesia and Myanmar looked behind them.

"Babi...Babi..." Indonesia motioned behind them as he and Myanmar quietly crept away.

"What, is that a baby? Are you saying there's a baby behind me? Please, I have a lot of them!" Malaysia waved his hand dramatically in the air.

"Babi Stampede!" Indonesia shouted as he ran. Malaysia finally looked behind him, and screamed like a little girl.

"It's a Wild Pig Stampede! Run!" China, Iraq and Jordan watched as Malaysia was chased by strange beasts with tusks, hair and extremely scary faces.

"Oh no," Iraq paled, "Some of them are heading towards us!"

All four nations were chased by wild pigs (and a few curious dogs) around the forests of Pulau Tekong all day.

"Some way to celebrate victory." Jordan sarcastically commented.

"You can't do this!" Singapore wept. "Not when I'm so reliant!"

"I'm sorry! But my farmers are in a bad state, plus it's the floods." Thailand cried.

"How can you do this to me!" Singapore said "I don't have natural sources, unlike the others."

"But Singapore," Thailand gently said, "I need to raise the prices of rice, it's inveitable!"

"I don't want to import from India!" Singapore moaned. "And none of my neighbours are reliable!"

"Malaysia has his oil palms, but doesn't Indonesia grow his own rice near Yogyakarta?" Thailand asked curiously.

"Don't even think about asking Indonesia." Brunei shook his head. His pet pigs were gathering near a tree, where the four nations were there.

"What's wrong with Indonesia?" Iraq asked curiously. Brunei and Singapore shook his head.

"Don't even talk about rice, he's the biggest importer of them." Brunei said.

"He's pathetic enough to need to import Salt!" Singapore cried.

"What? I thought he's the world's largest archipelago!"

"Salt is one of Indonesia's biggest imports, despite him being surrounded by sea water." Brunei shook his head sadly.

"He has so much natural resources, but he's still poor." China commented airily.

"Shut up, China." Singapore shook his head. "Like you're one to talk."

A/N: I'm sorry, but this will be the last chapter I'm posting. I really liked this fic, but it being centred around ASEAN, has too little content I could work on. I'm already overloaded with two competitions I have to represent, not to mention NaNoWriMo that I'm doing this November. It's pretty tough to think of ideas.

There are many other fics around which are much better than me in terms of description and I think that my story is going nowhere. Once again, I'll like to thank you all for staying through with this story,especially the reviewers Luna Espejo, solitarycloud and Timpeni. You guys are the best reviewers an author could ask for.