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January 1, 4000 First day of the Fourth Age
Hello journal, the ball and banquet was very good there were plenty of pretty elleths, marvelous wine, and I'm not betrothed. The only thing that would have made it better was that if Elladan had been totally unconscious when I had made the comment to Lord Elrond about having another son.
So earlier today I had made Elladan a batch of oatmeal cookies as a peace offering. What happened is that now I have several bruises, and am not allowed in the kitchen without supervision. But on the bright side Elladan did like the cookies.
Unfortunately ada was not amused about the destruction of the kitchen, so I am currently hiding underneath my bed with my wooden sword because my long knives had been confiscated the other day because of something about one of the guards rose bushes. In my defense I swear I heard an orc in them.
Since I have nothing else to do I will write down a list of my resolutions for this year.
Not to die
To get my long knives back
To not have to go on another quest to destroy anything
Get Aragorn singing lessons if Arwen doesn't
Get a better hiding place
Not to go in a cave or anywhere underground with Aragorn
Avoid fangirls, Mary-sues, orcs, and Elladan for now
To not die because of orcs
To not die because of Aragorn's stupidity
And to always have carrots whenever I see Arod
That's all for now have a ….. Wait! I hear ada got to go. Bye!
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