Happy B-day to J.R.R. Tolkien the one who started it all, without you I would have never been able to write this fanfiction and obsess over Legolas.
Disclaimer- I own a dog, a jacket, and a packet of sour patch kids. I do not own Lord of the Rings.
Whaa! School tomorrow how did I waste my vacation? Oh yeah I went on fanfiction, now I feel better. Oh wait I missed all of my exams and homework! Whaa! But don't fear I can write during early time and lunch!
Iluriel Vire- Thank you for the suggestion I will keep it in mind if no one else says anything. Here's an internet cookie for being the first to suggest something! Mmmmmm Chocolate!
Indilwen- Thanks for the idea it was really funny. Can you have internet brownies?
January 3, 4000
Well journal, one of my resolutions was broken, around mid-day I was captured by a clan of rabid fangirls.
Here's what happened, I had started out to Rivendell around eight o'clock it was a nice day still some shadow around the edges of the forest, but nice. Arod was in need of a rest so we stopped by a nice cool stream, and I let him loose to graze.
That was a big mistake as soon as I let him go the traitorous horse turned tail back to the palace! I quickly pulled out my twin knives (yes I got them back but ada doesn't know as of yet) expecting a spider or something equally frightening. I whirled at a sudden sound in the bushes to come face to face with about fifteen maidens of various ages and species. They each held a photograph of me with my bow drawn covered with glitter and pink hearts.
The leader of the group was an elleth with emerald eyes and jet black hair and tanned skin (me in fangirl form! Legolas *twitch* Legolas). She was terrifying; turning to her clan she ordered them to tie me up. They used extra strength silly string, and chains of hair ties it would have been funny except for the fact that it prevented me from moving.
They dragged me into a cave filled with pink and purple wall paper much to my horror, and gave me the dreaded Pepsi® poison (I hate Pepsi).
Journal I feel a little weak right now, wait a fangirl is coming! Noooooooo! Don't take my journal….* Passes out cause of Pepsi*
Fangirls- * circling Legolas* Legolas. Legolas. Legolas….
Poor Legolas what will the fangirls do to him? Will he escape? Find out tomorrow. R&R and get a pony and a cookie for free!* plus the $5000 shipping and handling fee*Bye
P.S. - Sorry Glitterthorn if there is not enough commas I had to write fast my mom had me up and about.