Hi everybody I am at school right now! Thank goodness for media aide's otherwise this would be a very short chapter.
Disclaimer- Me no own ='(
Glitterthorn- Thanks for the great advice as always and I'm glad you liked it. Here's your pony and cookie =p
January 4,4000
Journal I got you back, and without a single piece of glitter on you! At least your ok, I endured the worst torture ever invented by fangirldom, the Makeover!
When I had regained consciousness, the fangirls were arguing about which was better avocado or egg whites, until the leader said that they could use both. I was using the lapse of attention to try to crawl away, but was unfortunately discovered by a human fangirl.
Then the unspeakable happened. They tied me up in a salon chair! They painted my nails with bright red polish and put the dreaded extra strength second coat on them! Next was my hair, they washed it with strawberry scented shampoo and raspberry conditioner. After they finished washing it they put my hair in extra large industrial rollers, and then sprayed it with mousse! The only good part was the egg white and avocado facial, which was very relaxing and cleansed my pores, so now my skin is silky smooth. Never let Ro', Dan, or Estle know I said that they'll hold it over me forever.
Besides the facial the only good thing was that none of the fangirls have done anything really drastic, but I did hear two of them saying something about Elladan and Elrohir. Maybe they can get me out of this mess! At least until then I might as well write up some escape plans. Here are some I have thought of.
Plan 1-
Pretend to die.
Pros – They will believe it and go away weeping. They may kill themselves out of grief.
Cons- They won't believe it and put me in a dress (It's happened to Glorfindel before!), They burn me and kill themselves.
Plan 2-
Ask to show off my archery skills.
Pros- They fall for it and I shoot them all.
Cons- They fall for it and give me a cheap plastic bow and suction cup arrows.
That is all I can think of for now journal at least they didn't put any lipstick on me.
Awwww. Poor Legolas still stuck with the fangirls. What will happen next? Will Elladan and Elorhir get abducted too? Will the fangirls put lipstick on Legolas? And where are Aragorn and Gimli? Tune in throughout the week to find out! Also don't forget to pm me on what you think Legolas' journal should be called 2 votes for Fluffy already. Bye!