Hello peeps! This may be a short chappie because I have to leave the house at 6:00 pm today but I will try my best.
Indilwen- No Legolas won't get a moments peace, not if I can help it. Mwahahahahahahahaha- Gasp, choke- stupid fly! Also he won't be tortured with lipstick if he behaves. Don't worry about me not writing nothing can stop me and the voices in my head. Here's your internet brownie!
Disclaimer- I own nothing but I have a lollipop!
January 5,4000
Journal, I am never going to get out of here! I had tried escape plan one, but a very observant fangirl saw that I was breathing. I tried making a dash for freedom, but those fangirls are fast! They went so fast that they ran by my and had time to string up a trap made of glow in the dark silly putty! Where in the arda do they get this stuff!
What they did to me was humiliating! They super glued me into a pair of strappy red heels! Whaaaaaa! My feet hurt so badly! The lead fangirl said that if I tried to pull another stunt like that they would give me a full makeover with lipstick and mascara! I don't know what mascara is, but it sounds scary.
Another creepy thing is that the fangirls have started to call me farm boy, and tell me to do stuff for them, and I have to say as you wish no matter what I really want to say to them. If I don't they say that they will bring Miracle Max into Middle Earth. I don't know who he is but I don't want him doing anything to me!
Sorry it's so short but I have to get going. Hope you like tomorrows will be longer but Fridays will be short also because I'm going on a field trip for the entire day. Bye sorry again!