Hi. First of all don't kill me, to tell you the truth I could have started writing again after the 6th but I was ashamed because I broke my resolution. I was literally in tears when I didn't update and I didn't want to metaphorically face you guys, my faithful readers. But I will continue to write this story and I will try again next year.
Indilwyn- You are special and don't you forget it! Also I will try not to misspell your name again. Legolas uses his journal as a pillow and his pencil as a blanket so when the fangirls are asleep he takes it out to write using his super special elven eyesight to see in the dark! Here's your internet brownie! Would you like it with nuts?
Disclaimer- I don't think that I own this story let me check my recent purchases. Oh! Wait, false alarm I don't own.
January 6, 4000
Journal, I have just experience the most terrifying thing in the history of arda. A fangirl standoff.
Here's what happened, the fangirls had decided to let me show them how well I can shoot my arrows (they gave me rubber arrows and a plastic bow, damm they can be smart) when all of a sudden the F.G.'s started to get antsy.
I was just about to yell at them to stop twitching around, when my blood ran cold. For out of the tree line of the forest, a new group of F.G.'s came out. These were even more terrifying than my captors; they were the worst of the worst. Covered in temporary tattoos of me, and shirts proclaiming that they were Mrs. Legolas Greenleaf, they came in hoards.
I immediately decided that the first group was not as bad as the new ones, so I choose to hide behind the elven lead F.G.
The other lead F.G. was also elven but was 6ft tall and had golden hair, big blue eyes, and porcelain skin. The black haired F.G. and golden haired F.G. met in the middle of the clearing, and started arguing about me. G.H.F.G. was saying that since the cave was used part time by her pack that I was considered their property. To which B.H.F.G. said something very rude to the G.H.F.G along the lines of, 'Well *&#$, you can just take your %&$# pack and $&%^^ get off of my packs property!'
Something told me that I would be not having a good week, and I still haven't been able to get these stinking heels off. By now I would care less if the twins see me like this, goodnight journal and wish me luck.
Sorry, out of practice but it will get better.
Just in case you don't know…
F.G.- fangirl(s)
G.H.F.G.- Golden Haired Fangirl
B.H.F.G.- Black Haired Fangirl
Arda-earth