Thanks for the reviews guys! I still haven't got version two up yet, that one makes more sense, though. Here's the second chapter, enjoy!

Harley POV

I knocked on Two-Faces door. ….. I knocked again. …… "HARVEY! GET YOUR ASS UP AND ANSWER THE DOOR!" The door open, and I saw Harvey standing there.

"Harley, why are you at my house…?"

"I just wanted to spend some time with you…" I said, trying to be seductive like Red.

"Are you sick Harley?" He asked, feeling my forehead. I laughed.

"No, I'm not sick, silly." I walked past him into his house, it was split down the middle, one side clean and neat, and the other side looked disgusting and stuff was all over the floor. I rolled my eyes, Typical Faces..

"So why are you here?" I turned and looked at him. I beckoned him forward, and he stepped towards me.

I stood on my toes and looked around, as if it was secret and people were around. I put my hands on his cheeks and kissed him. I pulled away and smirked, he stared at me like I was crazy.

"Okay, you're definitely sick." He said pulling me to the couch on the clean side of the hideout. He sat me down. I just laughed. "That or you want something."

"You're right."

"What do you want, then?"

"You."

"You're serious?" I nodded. "But you hate me."

I giggled, "Well things change…" I ran my hand down the burnt side of his face, inwardly shuddering.

"You want a drink? Food? I can make soup, I have some Ramen noodles. Or do you want wine? Beer? Soda?" He was babbling now, I kissed him again.

"Let's watch a movie." I said, smiling.

OOOOOO

My eyes fluttered open, Where am I? Where's puddin'? Then I remembered where I was. I turned over and saw Harvey's face, one of his eyes was still open, but he was obviously asleep, because no one could fake snores like that. It was sorta creepy so I got out of the bed carefully and dressed myself. I decided I should make breakfast for the two, erm, three of us, so I went to his kitchen.

The fridge didn't have any eggs, so that was out, there was no bacon either. I looked in the pantry, and I saw it. "Pancake mix!" I squeaked, I grabbed the box of Hungry Jack and looked on the back. "1 cup of mix, ¼ cup of water, and 1 egg" No eggs, so that'll hafta do without. I poured the mix into a bowl and got a cup. I filled it to the brim with water and poured it into the bowl. I dumped bunch of sugar and butter in for flavor and mixed it.

I put my hand on the stove to make sure it was hot, not one of my best ideas, and put a pan on it. I poured pancake mix on and waited for it to be ready. I hummed to myself as I waited, I guess I had got caught up in my humming and soon I was dancing. I smelled burning so I flipped the pancake. So far so good. No fire, no explosions… I went back to dancing.

Soon I had a pile of uneven burnt pancakes on the table. "HARVEEEEY! WAKE UUUPPPP! I MADE BREAKFAST!" Soon I was faced with a sleepy Two-Face. "Sit down and eat."

He grimaced at the food, "What is it?"

"Pancakes, duh!" I patted his head and sat down next to him with my food. I tried not to notice the bits of chewed up food coming out of his face. When I finished I put my plate on the clean side of the sink, the other side was full of dirty dishes. Figures, maybe sometime I should break in and clean everything just for the laughs. I looked back at him, he was glaring at the food.

"It ain't gonna disappear if ya stare at it. Eat." He took a bite. "Well I gotta go." I walked over to the door.

"See ya Harvey, see ya Two-Face." I called behind me as I left.

Step One. Check. Step two. Go back to Red's.

Alright that was chapter one, I had writers block the whole time writing this, it will get better, I promise. ;D ~ Wulfie