AN: Day 8- Away

"Go… away…. Dumbass…" Al panted out harshly between planting kisses on Scorpius's neck while straddling the other boy.

"You don't think I'm trying? I would really rather not watch my brother snog his boyfriend. But McGonagall needs Scor to sign this really quickly." Lilly stood just inside the doorway to the head boy's common room, hand clamped firmly over her eyes.

Albus sighed. He was not about to be cockblocked by his sister AGAIN. Without climbing off of the blonde's lap or putting his shirt on, he said, "Fine. Bring whatever stupid shit she needs him to look at over here. But for the love of God, hurry the fuck up!"

Scorpius only shook his head and laughed. He was used to Al's siblings and cousins bursting in on them, and completely in love with the other boy's reactions. The only person he would really stop for was James, and that was only because the one time they hadn't James had bodily picked Albus up and tossed him across the room, but there was only so much further Scor'd be willing to go in front of another person. He shut his eyes and leaned his head onto the back of the couch.

"What is it this time?" He was starting to think McGonagall knew exactly what they were doing when she sent papers his way. And that it was time to change the password to his shared common room. Lilly, under the mistaken impression that "bring them over" meant "it's safe to look", uncovered her eyes and headed over.

"Oh my God you guys! Can't you stop for like 2 minutes? I'm scarred for LIFE!" Still walking, she clapped a hand back over her eyes and held the papers out blindly. Al laughed, and Scorpius sighed.

"Turn around, Al."

"OH MY GOD I CAN STILL HEAR YOU. I'M STILL IN THE ROOM. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IT HOLY I'LL GO AWAY IN A SECOND JUST HOLD ON!" Lily screeched, feet glued to the floor, waving the papers in panic.

"Lily, stop being overdramatic. I'm turning around so he can sign the bloody papers on my back and you can leave." Al huffed, turning around to sit on his boyfriend's lap properly. Honestly, his sister was such a prude. Scor took the papers and quill from a still blind Lily and signed them, throwing them back at her as soon as he was finished.

"Now get out." He mumbled, kissing Al's back. " I know you don't want to be here for this." He laughed, and the ginger girl spun around.

"God, you guys are so gross!" She called back as she ran from the room.

"Took her bloody long enough to go away. Now where were we?"