Disclaimer- Don't own, probably never will, I don't even own my jacket anymore because I left it on the bus and it had 2 choco- chip cookies in the pocket! Whaaaaa!

Indilwyn- 1. Loving your story as always. I hope Thranduil beats the captors butts, well everyone's except Vandúlor's butt of course. 2. I'm glad that you want to enjoy it longer, it just makes me feel all warm and cuddly inside. 3. Legolas is up for hire. He specializes in everything from fangirls, near death experiences, orc sniping, and getting you away from those pesky Mary –sues who want to get into your story.

Josie95- That's right otherwise Valor knows what will happen 8)

Kawaii Rosie- Thx so much! Have fun reading your yaoi and I'll see you at school tomorrow.

Katharos Lehrer- Thanks, I'm glad you like it.

January 12, 4000

Hello Fluffy, since Lord Elrond has somehow learned to tie a knot that I can't unravel I cannot go and ask him about Fanfiction, but I have learned some interesting things today.

I learned that in another world pigs can fly, and there are other gods when a young boy named Percy appeared in the infirmary, and we had a long conversation.

I learned that there is 999999 black spots on the ceiling above there are 999,999 black spots on the ceiling above my head. I wonder how many more are on the whole ceiling.

Lastly Percy taught me this song and now I can't get it out of my head. John Jacob Jhinglehimer Smith, that name's my… sorry Fluffy it is very addicting.

Oh well since I have nothing else to do here's a list of pros and cons of coming to Imladris.

Pro: I get to see my friends.

Con: My friends get me in trouble.

Pro: If I get hurt Lord Elrond will heal me.

Con: I will get an hour's long lecture about what I did and how it was stupid.

Pro: More places for playing pranks than at home.

Con: Less places to hide than at home.

Pro: Well there aren't really any more pros to coming here.

Well Fluffy, I better take a nap otherwise Lord Elrond will force me to drink his healing tea. Uhg! Talk to you later Fluffy, you better get a rest too.

Like it? Love it? Hate it? Please review it! Also try eating popcorn while drinking coffee out of a silly straw. It's fun! Bye!