*Pokes head around corner and ducks as people throw fruit* Sorry! I know it's been a long time since I updated but schools back in session and I have 2 AP and Honors classes! This chapter is kinda short but I'll try yo have a new one up by Sunday so without further ado here is the chappie!
January 13, 4000
Hello fluffy, you cannot believe what happened!
I have escaped! Yes I Legolas has escaped the bondage that has kept me hidden for so long and I have come out of the closet!
No, what do you mean by who's the lucky gu- ooh, now I get it. That's mean. You know as well as I do that El and Dan tied me up and stuffed me in the closet in the first place. Somehow they managed to learn how to tie the knots that lord Elrond did when I kept on escaping the healing room. I wonder what they're called.
Oh you may be wondering why the twins tied me up and put me in a closet, well it was because I am still on the mission to find out about Fanfiction, no matter what!
To answer Lord Elrond's pervious question, yes, yes I am willing to sacrifice his, the twins, and my sanity to have my questions answered!*strikes heroic pose.*
Oh well Fluffy I have to go find the twins and make them pay for tying me up and people are starting to stare.
Until next time.
You know the drill, also if you think I own this I suggest seeing a mental doctor, see first chappie for disclaimer.