Lesson 2: The Sounds of Eating and Screwing are the Same
Dean looked at the angel who had not even touched that beauty and she was looking pissed at the moment. If Cas didn't dive into those creamy lips, she was going to have a fit and Dean would have to take care of it. Not that he minded. It wasn't very often he was in the company of two beautiful busty beauties. He answered the angel's question, "Cas when you taste her, it's a slice of heaven."
"How can…"
"Don't think too literally," Dean interrupted before the angel could ask another odd question. "By tasting her, you savor the flavor and sometimes it makes your blood hot and you can't help but make noise. Try it."
Cas looked at the beauty that was still in his hand and made to take another taste. He was interrupted when Dean said, "Not the cheap whore Cas."
Cas immediately dropped the cheap whore where she landed on the floor with a splat. Cas looked down at her and she looked like she was finished and out the door. Dean starting to laugh as Cas stared at the cheap whore. He would have to clean up the mess later but the look on the angel's face was priceless. He said, "Now take that beauty on the table. She's pissed Cas. She wants it and bad."
Castiel was not sure how much more he could take of Dean's metaphors for the pie on the table and the one he just dropped on the floor. He was willing to go along if only to indulge the elder Winchester's need for fun at his expense, though at this point Dean seemed dead on serious in teaching him the intricacies of pie. He picked up the fork and took a small piece of the beauty in front of him. He popped it into his mouth and began chewing.
Dean watched as he was savoring another creamy taste of the busty beauty. The cheap whore was looking at them from her place on the floor making herself a cheap dirty whore and Dean was going to have to clean her up later. He grinned as gave a slight moan as the cream and filling mixed in his mouth. He looked at Castiel and asked, "So? Taste's good?"
Castiel chewed the bite he had taken. The cream and the fruity filling blended in his mouth in an escalating ball of sweetness. He didn't get why anyone would make noise even though it did taste good. He didn't realize it but he made a slight hum as he finished his bite. He took another and again a small hum escaped from his mouth.
Dean heard the small noises coming from Castiel and grinned and took another taste of his luscious beauty. From his view Cas was following his advice but he wasn't getting it still. As far as Dean was concerned the little noises were a first step. If Cas realized what he was doing and it clicked, then it would be a slice of heaven. He looked down at the cheap whore and said, "Looks like you won't be getting any bitch."
A/N: We come to Lesson 2. Again thanks to WickedLittleLies for encouraging the 'lessons'. I now have a special place in the pit... with pie.