MY WEENUS ACHES WITH THE PAIN OF LOOSING YOU
It was a bright sunny day as Gakupo stared out the window. He looked at all of the things going on where he lived. He saw dinosaurs eating themselves and perverted old men riding tricycles and wearing Speedos.
Then he saw Kaito sparkling in the moonlight. He looked so majestic with his head thrown back and his bacon-like hair blowing in the wind.
If only I could have a man like that to play checkers with, Gakupo thought. Kaito turned his head in Gakupo's direction and started walking towards him.
Gakupo was scared out of his wits. Would if I say something stupid? What if he doesn't like me? He thought. Before Gakupo had any time to react, Kaito was standing right in front of him.
Gakupo looked into his deep blue eyes and swallowed a mouth full of spittle. "How is everything today, Kaito? Your boobs are looking quite glamorous today."
Kaito's jaw dropped and he tried to say something but nothing came out.
"I mean really," Gakupo said, "there bigger then my head and your head combined." Kaito's hand seemed to come out of nowhere as he slapped Gakupo right across the face.
"DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY BOOBS LIKE THAT!" Kaito screamed. Then he turned around and ran over to the microwave, flung open the door, and like a old hand sanitizer bottle dipped in honey and rubbed on a chimpanzee's back he disappeared to wherever the microwave teleported him.
Gakupo stared at his weenus and frowned. I was only trying to compliment him, he thought. I feel awful! What can I do now? Should I go look for him? Oh I know!
Gakupo walked over to the fridge and opened the door. He saw a shelf full of eggplants so he took two and put them under his armpits. He walked around the meadow with the eggplants in his armpits and dancing like a crazy perverted old man in a Speedo and riding a trycicle.