Alright! Chapter Seven! Well, four people guessed correctly and where asked knock-out questions to decide the winner! Only two people have replied and both answered differently! Who will be right? NATSUKILEERKOLOVER OR SHADOWNIN1010?

Also, I will officially update once a week.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

"So, dobe, I'm surprised a weakling like you would make a good fighting teacher," taunted Sasuke in hopes of getting Naruto's attention. To his surprise, other than a slight furrow of the blonde's eyebrows Naruto didn't move from his meditation spot. He had been so easy to rile up before.

"Dobe…dobe," Sasuke frowned. What to do?

Kiba and Gaara had both scooted further away from the blonde so that they weren't as noticeable. Both watched with interest as Naruto sat in the corner, pretending or not pretending to meditate. They weren't sure. Sasuke stood there expectantly, staring at the blonde as if he expected his presence to be known.

Shikamaru had rolled over completely now to watch his boss, though no one but him and Sasuke knew it, try unsuccessfully to gain the attention of the very boy he loathed in High School.

Tobi had tipped toed over to sit by Shikamaru as soon as Sasuke put him down. This was getting interesting.

Everyone one watched with baited breath as Sasuke slowly sauntered toward Naruto's corner.

"Dobe," repeated Sasuke as he crouched in front of Naruto. Slowly, he leaned towards him until he was close enough for his breath to ghost across Naruto's lips. However, before he could actually make contact, something soft but firm placed itself over his mouth.

"What, pray tell, are you doing… teme?" Naruto ground out his question without opening his eyes. His hand was placed firmly over the Uchiha's lips, safely separating them from each other.

"Hmmm, now you respond eh, dobe?" smirked Sasuke, "Well, now that I have your attention…"

Swiftly, Sasuke grabbed Naruto by the ankle and yanked outward so that Naruto ended up on his back with Sasuke over top of him. And with Naruto's hand still being somewhat near his mouth, Sasuke quickly gripped his wrist while placed a firm, open-mouthed kiss on his palm.

"Teme! That's disgusting!" Naruto yelped while trying to separate his hand from the Uchiha's sinful mouth.

After finally calming down Naruto swiftly inspected their positioning before quickly and easily throwing Sasuke off of him. It wasn't like he'd been pinned down or anything.

"Next time pay attention dobe," Sasuke rolled his eyes at the reaction before sitting up to face Naruto. "I challenge you."

This got Naruto's full and undivided attention.
"Excuse me?" Naruto wasn't sure if he'd heard the bastard right or not.

"I was just wondering how you- the lamest dork in high school- managed to become a master of multiple fighting techniques, so I challenge you."

Hmmm, Sasuke's not winning any hearts by insulting Naruto, thought Shikamaru, though I suppose he isn't trying to win his heart. Just his ass.

"Well, I decline," responded Naruto.

"Afraid?" taunted Sasuke, hoping that Naruto would take the bait. While waiting for a reply he slowly made his way closer, looking for an opening.

"Fortunately, you are not one of my students, nor have you ever seen me fight. Therefore, I am legally obligated to turn down any such challenge at the risk of lawsuit when I kick your ass." Naruto replied simply and matter-of-factly, not even raising an eyebrow at being called a coward.

"What does me not being a student, have anything to do with it, dobe?" queried Sasuke.

"I do not know your skill level, and could easily go overboard and injure you. Also, seeing as you've never seen me fight, you probably don't know that when I fight I don't limit myself based on my opponent. I attack using any fighting style I know which can quickly confuse an opponent and injure them if they don't know how to respond. Therefore, I am legally obligated to say no," Naruto explained all of this as if it were obvious.

Shikamaru couldn't help but notice that Naruto wasn't the slightest bit uncomfortable with the Uchiha eyeing him like a piece of meat, but then again, he was oblivious.

"What if I sign a paper saying you won't be held responsible, and if I make it interesting," purred Sasuke.

Shikamaru was surprised by this somewhat playfulness his boss was exerting.

"Oh?" Naruto raised an eyebrow, "And what would that be teme?"

"If you win, I won't bother you… ever again," Sasuke was somewhat hesitant to say it, but he was confident he would win.

"And… on the off chance that you win?" inquired Naruto.

"Go on a date with me," responded Sasuke.

"W-what?" Naruto was completely shocked at this. There was no way he would ever date the bastard.

Sasuke on the other hand was thinking that a date would be rather annoying. He had no interest in dating what so ever. However, he assumed if he told the blonde loosing would require him having sex with him that Naruto would never agree to the challenge. He definitely wanted to 'hit that' as Neji would often say. One measly date was worth dragging the blonde off to a hotel and having his way with him.

Kiba, hearing the challenge had been shocked. He had thought the Uchiha had been teasing Naruto all this time!

Gaara, knew something was off about the words; however, could quite grasp the Uchiha's intentions.

Tobi; although being wonderfully smart for a six year old, knew nothing of his uncle's playboy tendencies and was beginning to imagine Naruto-sensei as his new uncle. It brought an innocent smile to his face.

Shikamaru; however, saw straight through the Uchiha, and having worked for him for nine years, knew the Uchiha happened to be a black belt. If Sasuke won, he would definitely have to warn Naruto.

"What's it going to be, dobe?" asked Sasuke, getting somewhat impatient.

"Hmm," Naruto seriously contemplated it, risk one date with the bastard compared to getting rid of him for good. Not that hard of a choice, "fine."

"Good," smirked Sasuke. This will be easy.

"Fair warning though Uchiha," began Naruto as he stood up.

Sasuke looked questioningly at Naruto.

"I know more than what I teach, fighting methods that is," warned Naruto, "I've study over ten methods of fighting, the five I teach just happen to be the most popular, or what I'm good at. I will use any method I feel gives me an advantage."

The Uchiha pondered what Naruto said. At least he'd know to look out for some unexpected tricks… "Whatever."

Naruto watched analytically as Sasuke removed his jacket and shoes. Naruto did not move into the typical sparring space before Sasuke had already done so. Sasuke habitually settled into rather natural stance. His legs somewhat separated with his arms poised at his hips and his legs slightly bent. The stance gave him the ability to dodge quickly while disrupting attacks with his arms.

Watching his stance Naruto knew Sasuke had taken Karate. He also knew that Sasuke probably never attacked his opponents head on, but let them come for him. A smart move actually.

Naruto decided to keep Sasuke guessing by taking a karate stance as well; then he wouldn't be able to guess what other techniques he used.

The blonde thought it best to take a somewhat more offensive stance because if both of them merely defended then this fight would get nowhere anytime soon.

His stance consisted of his body angles so that he made less of a target. His right leg slid backward, the knee pointed outward with most of his weight applied to it. This left his left leg more free to kick.

Both stared at each other, waiting for the other to make a move when finally Naruto rushed forward. Naruto aimed a punch at Sasuke's chin but Sasuke easily deflected it with a slight tap of his forearm. With Naruto's face now open Sasuke moved to kick the blond in the chin when Naruto quickly caused his knee to collide with Sasuke's, effectively blocking Sasuke's front kick.
Then, with the arm Sasuke used to deflect his strike being so close, Naruto quickly grabbed it. The he gripped the Uchiha under his other arm before throwing himself backward. Strategically, Naruto fell to his back while using the momentum to send Sasuke flying over his head.

Sasuke was unable to prevent the flip; however, did manage to protect his head from the floor. Before Naruto could grab him again and pin him, he rolled away as quickly as possible.

Naruto, being honorable, waited for his opponent to stand. Though, if he had been wrestling someone the ground would have been ideal, but despite him using other techniques, he respected the fact that Sasuke used karate.

After regaining his footing Sasuke realized it would be worse to wait for Naruto to attack, since he would never know how he'd attack. Quickly taking advantage of Naruto's respectful display he aimed a sweep kick at Naruto's ankles before fully standing.

Naruto, not expecting this was quickly floored, literally. However, the move was almost un-meaningful seeing as Sasuke simply backed away as soon as the blonde hit the floor, instead of attacking like he should have done. As soon he stood; however, Sasuke was there, aiming a well placed round house to his ribs.

Instead of avoiding the kick all together Naruto simply lowered his elbow to block so he could get an idea of how hard Sasuke could kick. And that one kick alone told him not to let Sasuke hit him. He had power.

Kiba watched awestruck at how well the Uchiha was keeping up with his friend. The others were not as surprised. Shikamaru and Tobi both knew Sasuke while Gaara was just more observant and made a point to look into anyone he'd ever met.

Finally, Naruto aimed for a sweep kick; however, seeing this Sasuke quickly and effortlessly flipped over Naruto to land behind him and aim a side kick to his unprotected back.

Naruto sensed it and jumped away from Sasuke, but not before the kick skimmed his torso.

Sasuke watched as Naruto spun around to face him. He was panting quite heavily for someone who fought so often. It was obvious to the both of them that whoever attacked first would win. Naruto's body, attacking on complete instinct was the first to move.

Sasuke, deciding he would need a somewhat different plan, thought back on every fighting or self-defense class he had taken. Not just karate.

As soon as Naruto aimed a punch Sasuke let it slip by his cheek while turning with it. Swiftly, he grabbed Naruto's wrist, planted his back foot in front of Naruto's and put as much strength into flipping the blond as possible.

What he did not expect was for the blond to contort his body in mid air so that he landed on his feet. Soon Sasuke felt his feet leave the ground and the next thing he knew he was on the ground.

Naruto having avoided the flip quickly used his proximity to his advantage by flipping the Uchiha in return. This time; though, he quickly sat on top of the boy effectively pinning him.

"Awesome, Naruto-sensei!" applauded Tobi; however, despite his excited demeanor, his little mind was already whirling; searching for a loophole in Sasuke's bet. He still wanted Naruto to be his uncle!

"Well, teme, looks like I won." Naruto smiled before standing up and returning to his corner. He didn't return to meditating though. Instead he began stretching.

Sasuke couldn't quite comprehend what had happened. Now what? How was he supposed to seduce Naruto if he couldn't go near him anymore? Oh well, one conquest he would never achieve. It annoyed him since he always got what he wanted, but in this case it was impossible.

To preserve what little pride he had left, he stood up tall and proud before going to leave. "Tobi, enjoy your fun. I'll be back in an hour," and with that he swept out of the room.

"Uncle Sa'ke! Wait!" came the shrill cry which made Sasuke turn around.

"What is it Tobi?" asked Sasuke in a monotone voice.

"You shouldn't give up, Naruto-sensei is really nice," said Tobi innocently, "you really like him right?"

Sasuke hesitated in answering. He really didn't want to corrupt his nephew's mind because if he said no, then his nephew would want to know why he was chasing after Naruto. His brother would not appreciate him sharing his playboy tendencies with his six year old nephew. "Yes…" it was a lie, but Tobi didn't need to know that.

"Then you should ask him out!" Tobi pulled on his uncle's shirt in vain seeing as he didn't budge. "Naruto-sensei is a simple, straight-forward type of person. I'm sure if you just ask him out he'll give you a chance. Don't give up Uncle Sa'ke!" Tobi stood in front of his uncle with his fists clenched with determination.

"I'll… take that into thought," said Sasuke. He was having a little trouble looking his innocent nephew in the eye. Slowly he reached out and patted Tobi's head, "Good-boy Tobi."

"Yay! Tobi's a good-boy!" Smiling happily Tobi darted back into the sparring room, "Naruto-sensei! Tobi's a GOOD-BOY!"

Sasuke turned to leave, but he couldn't help but feel somewhat guilty for lying to his nephew, but he quickly pushed that thought aside. Ask the dobe out huh… Well, maybe karma would be on his side… but then again, doesn't he have to do something good for good things to happen…

Alright, the winner is SHADOWNIN1010! Congrats, I will msg you soon about your prize!

Also, to loyal people who read my author notes. I really don't like the title of this story since only one chapter is the actual reunion. Looking for ideas people! A big thanx to anyone who gives me one!

Thanx for reading XD DeviousDevil *~*