This is the end… I know a lot of people think this is just the beginning of their relationship, and in a way, it is. But there are many reasons it ends here. One, I don't write sex scenes -it's all about the relationship to me!- and I believe a lot of people would be expecting that if I continued it. Two, School is starting, so I won't have time to add onto the story. And three, this was pre-written, and I don't like to post things when I haven't completed it cuz it means I have to remain dedicated to it. It was hard enough typing this up from my notebook all summer!

I just want to thank Everyone, and yes, the end is short, and I thought to extend just this one chapter and still have it be the end, but I just couldn't think about how. So, sorry.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.


Sasuke sat in his car debating how to make the next move. He had debated for the past two days just what exactly the fuckin' dobe meant by 'I'll be waiting'. Seriously, could he have been anymore vague? But the Uchiha refused to let that stop him. He was a genius, and even if the dobe was apparently smarter than him academically, he refused to admit that he could be outsmarted by said dobe.

After reviewing their conversation in his head, and writing it down, and analyzing it… and having his six year old nephew take a look; he was… 80 percent sure that he had it figured out. And he had figured it out. Not his nephew. Him. His nephew just confirmed his suspicions. His nephew who was currently inside said blonde's dojo, telling the blonde god-knows-what.

Sasuke promptly smacked his head against the steering wheel. He was Uchiha-fucking-Sasuke and he was not going to cower in his car like a girl waiting to be rejected by someone she like. If the dobe still hated him –highly possible- he could always find someone else… or no one else at all. He had no problem remaining a playboy.

Knock knock.

Sasuke was startled out of his musings by the tapping on his window. Looking slowly to his left, he was not all that surprised to see a smirking blond with an eyebrow raised expectantly. Sasuke slowly rolled the window down.

"Well, and here I thought you were running late."

Naruto's tone of voice was casual and friendly with a hint of playfulness which only put Sasuke on edge.

"Tobi said his 'Uncle Sasu'-" Naruto mocked the voice of a six year old, "-was gonna pick him up today, and he's been having a starring contest with Gaara for the past 20 minutes because said 'Uncle Sasu' has yet to arrive." Naruto leaned forward so that his arms rested on the edge of Sasuke's car window, speaking with an admonishing voice.

"Hn," responded Sasuke looking away so he couldn't be pierced by that searching gaze. "How have the past few days fared for you?" inquired Sasuke in a crisp voice, trying to break the tension between them.

"Really Sasuke?" Naruto heaved a sigh, "That's what you want to start with? You're not really the beat-around-the-bush type, so why don't you just say what you want to say, and whatever I forced Tobi to stay inside so I could listen to."

"If I kiss you, would you punch me?"

Naruto blinked at this.

Sasuke mentally winced. He hadn't meant to blurt that out, but after Naruto's little pressure play, it had just slipped out. After all, that was what he wanted the most at the moment.

"I think you skipped a few steps, teme," chuckled Naruto after he got over his slight shock.

"Hn," huffed Sasuke, "You said to not beat around the bush… now answer the damn question."

Naruto out right laughed at Sasuke's demeanor. If it weren't so well hidden, Naruto would swear the Uchiha was sulking. "Well, when you put it like that… hmm, I wouldn't be against the idea… so much as-"

Naruto was cut off by the abrupt touch of a hand to his cheek and the presence of coal black eyes not two centimeters from his own blue ones.

"Hn, dobe," Sasuke pressed his lips without taking his eyes from Naruto's. The kiss was slow and sweet, and… a little awkward because neither closed their eyes, but still enjoyable. Sasuke rather enjoyed the meaningful eye contact; it allowed him to see the dobe's reaction.

Naruto smiled a little during the kiss right before Sasuke pulled back.

"Honestly, I should have expected this. You always were an 'actions-speak-louder-than-word' type of guy.

Sasuke scoffed before staring intently into the blonde's eyes, searching for any positive emotion that would give said blonde away, but his eyes still shone with the same playfulness as when he first appeared. "Does this mean you would go on a date with me? A real one," he added as an afterthought.

Naruto pursed his lips, making a show of thinking. "How about… a match? Gaara can be the judge. Despite our friendship, he can be unbiased when needed."

All that was running through his head was his impending death, the death of his pride at loosing again, and the loss of any possible chance that Naruto would go on a date with him. He opened his mouth to decline, but Naruto cut him off.

"If I win, we go on the date. If you win, no date. Sound good?"

It took Sasuke a moment to comprehend what the blonde had said, and then a little longer to wonder if the blonde had purposefully made it that way so they would end up going on said date.

"Great!" Naruto practically yanked Sasuke out of his car with the door. "Let's go! Tobi will be excited to see us fight again."

Sasuke allowed himself to be dragged from his car by the shorter man.

They paused outside the house as they passed Gaara who was leaving.

"Gaara! Where are you going? We need a ref!" laughed the blonde.

Gaara raised a non-existent eyebrow at this. "If I ditch Hyuuga, he'll come after me, and then I'll never get rid of him." Stated Gaara simply.

"Oh, that's right! You have a da-te." Naruto laughed at the glare Gaara sent him. "Oh, don't look at me like that, you know you want him." Naruto chuckled as Gaara outright ignored him and walked toward Naruto's car, which he was apparently borrowing without asking.

Sasuke might have inquired more about Neji and Gaara, but he was preoccupied with the latest realization that he was going to have to let the dobe beat him up if he wanted to go on this date. He almost groaned out loud. Karma was doing this on purpose, he just knew it. That, and he was pretty sure that Naruto was going to go all out and release any and all past feeling he had for Sasuke in the next ten minutes… or five. However long he lasted.

God he hoped so. Kami know he didn't want the blonde to seek revenge later on.

"C'mon teme, I've been waiting for the past three day!"

I knew it. Kami save me.


The end.

Thank you everyone! I got so many more reviews than I ever expected since when I wrote this I wasn't terrible serious about it. I would love for 7 reviews so I could make 200. That would be astounding, but I only want reviews from people who think I deserve it! I don't want pity reviews.

And yes, I left it open for a sequel, but I really doubt I'll continue it. Sorry. If someone ELSE would like to continue it and maybe add more maturity to it. I have no problem. You just have to ask permission, and once it is received, put my name at the beginning saying it started with my story.

Thank you everyone who had been so kind and supporting. I hope you enjoyed it.

DeviousDevil :)

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