Kiss and hugs! caligurl Chapter 4: Now, now Ty don t get ahead of yourself.
Ty Hey you said you were going to take me to the park! My mom isn t paying you to sit around and watch BET all day! Flynn said mockingly.
Your mom doesn t pay me! I said sternly.
Yeah I want to get out anyway its boring as hell in here maybe we can find some girls. Deuce said in the creepiest voice I have ever heard.
See all I wanted to do was chill, they were having a marathon on BET of old school music videos and that s good enough for me; butt naked girls and amazing music, that s all I need to have content Friday. But, then they brought up the whole girls thing. See, I haven t had a good hit it and quit it in a while so I guess this would be good for me. Since, I am the Ty Blue I stay fresh to death so no need to get ready. I don t know if you have guessed already but Pauly D is my idol, I basically live by his rules of life.
OK guys lets go. But Flynn out on a jacket its cold outside. -
I m telling you guys Tinka is not that crazy she is actually kind of hot, I would totally do her if I got the chance. I said sarcastically but there was some truth in it.
Ok fine mister I will do the weirdest girl in the world just to get my rocks off, call her and set up a date right now! said Deuce.
Fine ok. I searched around my pocket. Where the hell was my phone!
Shit guy s I forgot my phone lets go back and get it. You know Ty you may be pretty but sure ain t quick. Flynn added his remark.
Whatever little dude you wish you could look like this. Dream on black boy! What ever white kid! I m not racist that s just how we joke. I opened the door to the building. I wonder where Rocky and Cece are right now shouldn t they be outside or something? Oh guys I found it lets go! We raced down stairs and swung open the door but came to a complete stop.
Aye! Aye! Teach me how to Dougie (aye! )They be like Smoove (what?)
Can u teach me how to Dougie?
You know why?
'Cause all da bitches love me (aye! )
All I need is a beat that's super bumpin'
And for you, you, you to back it up and dump it! Put your arms out front, lean side to side They gon' be on you when they see you hit dat Dougie right?
Ain't nobody fuckin' wid my bro from morningside He go by Bubba and he hit dat dance wid thunder I ain't from Dallas but I D-town boogie I show my moves off and errbody tryna do me I leave da function and all da ladies tryna screw me You just do you and I'ma do me (all day)
Niggas love to hate so they try to shoot me Bitches be stuck to me I think they tryna glue me I make the party shine bright when it's started boomin'
Dis beat was bubblegum so I had to chew it [Chorus]
Teach me how to dougie Teach me, teach me how to dougie Teach me how to dougie Teach me, teach me how to dougie All my bitches love me All my, all my bitches love me All my bitches love me You ain't fuckin wid my dougie!
You ain't fuckin wid my dougie!
Whoa at first all I saw was my sister and Cece but then I wondered what they were watching with such intense confusion. Then I looked over at the steps below me and saw this beautiful girl. By the way she was dancing I could tell she was older. I was kind of in aww because you don t see girls like her in Chicago. She can t be from here. Her legs were like coffee with a little too much vanilla creamer in it. She was wearing shorts for some reason. She had on a sweat shirt on I think It had a school name on it. I could not tell though all I knew was that I was interested. She had wavy, long brown curly hair. Surprisingly her face was lighter than the rest of her body though. Oh lets get to her body she has got hips, and ass. Oh she has so much ass, and her body kind of looks like Beyonce if you can believe it. She was fucking hot. I so want her. As, I was rambling on in my head I realized Flynn, Deuce had already had a conversation. This next statement slash question just kind of came out: Oh your not from here, where are you from? See I bet it came off as rude, I have to redeem myself! All she said back was: LA . This girl would not give me the time a day. This gave me even more motivation. Next, I did not mean to say this but like I said things just blurt out: You got a man? This girl looked at me like I was fucking crazy. I probably looked crazy to because I was shocked I even said it. She just stared until my stupid sister said the most fucked up words she could say to me at the moment: Now Ty lets not get ahead of yourself. Well that just fucked my chances over! Wait I have one more weapon! As they were hauling me off and saying good bye I looked back and gave my perfect straight sly smile, I can t tell if I got to her because she still looked confused. Fucking sisters.
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Guy s who was that girl? I said confused because my dick took control of my tongue at the time.
That was Chance. Were you not listening the whole time? We talked about my cousin, where she was from, how she learned to dance. Was she really that uninteresting to you? Deuce said.
Are you kidding me? Uninteresting? That girl was beautiful, I couldn t keep my eyes off her and I was already making my plan as to get her in bed if you know what I am. I said very cockily.
Whoa, whoa uhm Ty I might have to call dibs on this girl, plus every time you spoke to her she got this look of disgust on her face. I really don t think you have one chance with this girl. There is no girl Ty Blue doesn t have a chance with. Oh gosh you ego is suffocating me right now and were outside in a park! Man shut up.
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Later that evening
Ty aren t you going to come up? Flynn asked.
Naw, little dude I just want to chill outside for awhile. OK bye.
Wow, I have never noticed this but you absolutely cannot see the stars here at all. I wonder what Rocky and Cece are doing right now. Ahahah no I wonder what Tinka is doing right now. She is totally thinking about me I bet. I am going to have to pay her a visit she is was a great fuck. Ahaha if here brother ..
Suddenly, the front doors open and out came Chance. Must be my great luck. Hey didn t I just meet you today? Ah uhm.. Oh yeah your Rocky s brother the guy who s first words out of his mouth were you got a man! Let me tell you that you are really funny. she said.
All I know is I did not here one word except that she thought I was funny. Automatic weakness.
All well you know I pride myself on my humor. I see, so I didn t really get your name what was it again? Ty, ty blue. Oh wow I like that it has a sort of swag to it, if you know what I mean, because I have come to learn that people are way different in Chicago than Right now is my chance, she is totally rambling I am going to do it. I got closer and suffocated the space in between us.
So, uhm hey I m feeling yo style want to grab a bite to eat at the local pizzeria? Uh sure what ever. When? Tomorrow at 6. Ok cool, I guess.. I am totally in.
Walking up to my stair and my apartment that night the last thought I had about Chance was: Damn I am totally.
Oh how I was wrong.