The REAL truth-
Edward P.O.V.
Dear Reader,
Here's the real truth.
I'm sure that many of you are angry with my decision to leave Bella in New Moon. You may not have read the whole series yet, so don't worry, I come back. Though I may not have wanted to come back. Sure it seems like I was a heart-broken worthless lump, but really, I was having fun. Jasper, Emmett and I would hit the clubs every night, and it wasn't so bad.
Bella thinks that she's the one toying around with me, but really, it's the other way around. I didn't even want to come back, but Alice was saying how Bella was an emotional wreck, blah blah blah…. And then I threaten to kill myself, and she just frolics on up all happy and definitely not an emotional wreck. And then later, when I asked her why she was so happy, she replied "because im with you." yeah, like I bought THAT one for a second. I knew the whole time that she had been hooking up with that no good flea bag Jacob the whole time I was gone, so I got back at her by sleeping with Rosalie. (oh, come on, were not really related.) She hasn't exactly figured that out yet, so…
Sincerely, Edward the "heart-broken worthless lump"