Ed couldn't help but stare. What on earth was that girl doing? She was…playing? with her hair and using it to do things. Things that will not be mentioned in this fic. Ed watched this slightly crazy girl twist her hands into her hair and then use it to mesmerize half the males in the area. The other half of the males had their girls jumping in front of their face and making the men realize that they were prettier than this other girl. Ed really hoped that she was part of a really bad shampoo commercial instead of an alchemist. After all, shampoo and alchemy should not be mixed; it might result in tearing eyes. Ed could already feel his eyes starting to burn from the shampoo and the things The Sexy Shampoo Alchemist was doing with her hair. Ed turned and ran away to stop the tearing in his eyes.
Raccoon: Written to Last of the Wilds by Nightwish and in response to a challenge by theretard5892