Disclaimer

I don't own TWEWY.

Oh...my...fucking...GOD. I am SO sorry for my hiatus, people. College and rents were driving me crazy, but what was REALLY eating up my time? Elsword. LOVE that game. Oh, SO much. The next chapter of Our Stories is on its way (hopefully) and in the meantime, I'm gonna keep providing you with yummy one-shots to sate your hunger. So kick back, relax, enjoy the wild ride and glad to be back, people. Kan-fucking-pai~

1. Bath

"Neku, dear...your bath is ready." When the orange hair stepped into the bathroom, he sighed. "Josh, get out of the tub."

2. Sweet Tooth

"Of course I have a sweet tooth." purred Joshua as he licked a spot of cream off of Neku's red cheek. "Why else do you think I'm with you?"

3. Pokémon

It was geeky, but Joshua couldn't help but blush when Neku showed him an Arceus with his name.

4. The Grudge

When Neku rented The Grudge in the hopes of scaring the Composer, he did NOT expect him to burst into tears when he saw how Kayako died.

5. Courage

When Neku finally worked up the courage to tell Shiki that yes, he and Josh were dating, she only had this to say: "Can I be the flower girl?"

6. Pain

Sometimes when they did it, Neku had to remind himself; there's a bit of pleasure with pain.

7. Putty

A wink, that giggle and a little grope and Neku was putty in Joshua's hands.

8. Loud

Joshua bowed politely to the furiously blushing Miss Kawanawa and promised that they would be a little quieter from now on.

9. Drunk

Neku stifled a laugh as Joshua walked head-on into a wall and blasted it apart; Josh was HILARIOUS when drunk.

10. Birthday

When Neku climbed into his bed and gave Joshua his birthday kiss, the silverette didn't have the heart to tell him it was three days ago.

11. Jealousy

Neku couldn't help but feel his jealously flare up whenever he saw girls hitting on HIS Josh.

12. Love

Neku remembered something his mother always told him: love will find a way.

13. Hot

Joshua loved it whenever Neku started sweating; he was an excellent natural lubricant.

14. Dinner

Joshua was old-fashioned; on their anniversary, he reserved an entire restaurant just for the two of them.

15. Cosplay

Joshua normally thought it was something for children; but when he saw Neku in full Haruhi Suzumiya cosplay, he changed his tune VERY FAST.

Read, review, do what you like. Except flame. Leave that shit at the door~