Disclaimer: I don't own Glee.
A/N: This is what I call Twin 'Verse. It's a series of drabbles that will updated whenever I write new ones. And I'm not sure when that will be or if I even write more. But if I do, there will be more posted. Slight RPF, but not really. I just used their names... Enjoy.
Burt looked from one to the other, "Why didn't either of you think you could tell me this?"
Kurt sighed, "Sorry dad. Really didn't want you to find out this way." He then elbowed his twin who was trying to flatten his hair.
"Right. Exactly." Chris said, nodding. "It must've slipped both of our minds?"
Taking off his hat and rubbing his head, Burt sighed, "Just — just bring them both back out or something. If they don't want to face me, at least tell me their names."
"I'm dating Noah." Kurt said, "Or, I'm hoping it'll end up being dating and—"
"Wait." Burt held up his hand, "You were—" he paused and waved his hand, "with him but not dating yet?" He slumped in his seat.
"I'm dating Mark." Chris said with a smug grin towards his twin, "We've been on a few dates already."
"Jeez Chris," Kurt glared, "No need to rub the fact that you're dating him in my face." He paused, "Noah is hotter."
Chris threw his hands in the air, "They're identical twins!"
Burt sighed and got up, not wanting to hear his boys argue over which Puckerman boy was better looking. Instead he decided to check on the Puckermen boys.
"Fuck you Mark!" The one with the Mohawk yelled, Noah as it seemed, "Kurt is smoking!"
Mark replied, "They're identical twins!"
Burt sighed once more and just hoped he'd never walk in on his boys making out with their boyfriends again.