Disclaimer: Standard still applies.
Noah poked Kurt, "What's wrong with him?"
Chris rolled his eyes, "Kurt can't function without coffee."
"I'll go get him a cup." Mark said.
"You're so sweet." Chris smiled at his boyfriend.
Noah smirked, moving Kurt's body into an interesting position. "This is fun."
Chris slapped Noah on the arm, "Stop. That's mean."
"No dude, it's fun." Noah made the sleepy Hummel twin sit on his lap. "Yeah baby."
Mark came back and groaned, "Way to be immature, bro."
"Way to be lame, assface." Noah replied.
"We have the same face." Mark pointed out.
"I'm hotter." Noah raised an eyebrow.
"Identical twins." Chris sing-songed.
"Still hotter." Noah protested.
"Never mind." Mark said, "Got the coffee."
Kurt perked up at the word, "Mm. Coffee." He sipped on it. "Mm. I love sitting on you Noah."
"That's what she said." Noah said without a pause.