Disclaimer: Standard still applies.
"Hey Chris." Sam said, "Did you get slushied? That why you changed your clothes?"
Kurt gave his best —bitch-I-ain't-Chris— face, "I'm Kurt." He looked Sam up and down, "And you're new."
"Yeah. I've already met your twin." Sam gave a smile.
"Clearly." Kurt answered in a dry tone.
Just then Mark walked up, "Kurt, have you seen Chris?"
"Whoa." Sam blinked, "Did you shave your head?"
"You're thinking of Noah." Mark answered.
"This is Sam." Kurt said, monotone, "He's new. And I'm always surprised when I don't see you and my brother attached at the hip. Or hands. You both hold hands so much." He rolled his eyes. "So no, I don't know where Chris is."
"Wait." Sam paused, "Two sets of identical twins?"
"And we're all dating each other." Kurt winked.
Sam's mouth fell open. "Mind. Blown."