Dear Journal,
So Mr. Shue is really working us for Nationals and I've been rather pooped lately. Like, really pooped. For example, yesterday mom asked me if I wanted corn with my nuggets and I said, "Nah, I don't really care for carrots." …
CARROTS!
I even slept through half of Star Wars. They were playing 'Episode IV: A New Hope' the other night on TV and I just conked right out. How sad is that? Very sad, if I do say so myself. But it's all for a good cause. Being tired, I mean, because McKinley High's glee club is going to…
NEW YORK! That's right, the big orange!
I'm pumped- we all are. Although, I think Rachel is taking things to a whole new level. She consults Mr. Shue's son about everything. She even asked him if it'd be better if I dyed my hair orange so that we had a ginger on the team. How would that even help! I mean, I know this Jesse kid is some kind of priest or something, but he has no right to decide whether I dye my hair GINGE or not. God…
Other than that episode though, everyone seems to be getting along okay under the pressure. I wouldn't be surprised if Artie just started hyperventilating, it's been so quiet (after all his legs don't work) but it hasn't happened yet.
But yeah, only a few days left! I decided to go get my own singing practice last night at the mall with Puck. We put his empty guitar case in front of us and sang my completed 'Poor as Can Be' song in front of JCPenny. We got a quarter and a few chicken bones. It was great.
After the mall cops told us to stop 'causing a public disturbance', we went to get Panda Express at the food court. The weird thing was, while I was eating my crab rangoon, this chick walked by and I was like,
"She's pretty hot," to Puck (I can say these things cuz I'm single now) and he was like…
"Sam, that's a dude."
IT WAS A DUDE- A DUDE!
I totally acted all cool and composed after he said that (even though on the inside I freaked out), and was like- "I was talking about her." I pointed to the next lady I saw, which happened to be this creepy old custodian who talks trash about everyone under her breath in Portuguese. Puck gave me this funny look but didn't ask any further questions. It was awkward.
The situation is still sort of bugging me. I can't believe it was a dude. He had a girly face but it's not like he had boobs. He didn't even have long hair. Ugh.
Well, let's hope Puck keeps his face shut, even though it was only just an honest mistake on my part… right? D: