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Sam's POV

Oh great, the husband of Queen of Nubs is here. Wonder what he wants.

"May I come in?" Questioned Mason.

But I still stay there. And cross my arms with a huff.

"Alright then.." He says while leaning back and forth.

"Look dude why are you even here?" I asked impatiently.

"Look, I want you to.. apologise to Carly"

"You say what!"

"I said apologise to Carly! You put octopus legs! And you put litter box sand in her hand!" He exclaimed.

"You think I should say sorry to Carly? Why don't she apologise to me, because she has been dating SOMEONE for 4 months without telling me!" I shouted in his face then, punching in his face knocking him on the floor.

I go back into the house leaving him on the floor. I go back and watch 'Celebrities Underwater' when Justin Bieber was underwater, just lying on a piece of coral. It was a complete silence til' Mom broke the glass.

"Who was out there?" She asked while gazing at the T.V.

"Oh some octopus came to sell some rubbers" I lied.

"Oh, cool" She replied.

I chuckled. I go to my room grabbing my red phone and texting Fredbutthead;

SamInTheHamGlam: Hey u got money on you?

CaptainTechno239: Where do u wanna go now?

SamInTheHamGlam: Meet me at the CheeseCake Warehouse in 5

CaptainTechno239: Kay

Yeah, me and Fredbutthead go to restaurants go out usually while Carly 'goes on an errand'. Luckily no one has caught us thinking we're dating.

I go to my closet grabbing my blue hoodie with green skinny jeans with Gir on the side of it. I grab my white converse with faces of emoticons on them (A/N: :D I made tht up by looking at my rubbers).

"Bye mom going out" I say.

"Be back before 12am" She says trying to be a good parent.

I walk out of the house, walking to the restaurant, seeing Fredbutthead there already there.

"Jeez what took you so long?" He ask.

"None of your furry butt box" I reply while walking into the restaurant.

We both go in, getting a table, and ordering. I get a large cookies and cream covered in fudge cake also known as 'Timeless Choc Luck' while Fredbutthead (A/N: REMEMBER PLZ READ MY CIBBY STORY 'iSay Why I Date Gibby' PLZ!) orders a Strawberry Nick Nack cake. We sit there in a silent of awkward. Until..

"Sam, I know you're mad at Carly but really? The prank was a bit too harsh" He said wincing a bit thinking I might shout at him.

"Mad? I'm way far from mad, I'M PISSED! Carly has always taken my boyfriends away from me!" I shouted then I noticed there was flashes around us but I can't see anyone here...

"Oh chiz someone saw us, RUN!" I say to Fredbutthead while running.

We get outside before people get any more pics of us but then I saw a whip of brunette hair and a flash of dirty blond hair. Carly and Mason.. I stood there huffing while opening my fists then closing them.

"Sam, calm down, it's probably some random school person" Says Freddie, trying to calm me down.

"It's not some random school person, it's Carly and Mason!" I shouted.

"How do you know that?" Freddie ask.

"Well who else woud do it?" I exclaimed.

"There are alot of people who hate us Sam, Nevel, Valerie, Nora and probably some other people" He explained.

"You're just saying that coz' you think that your 'Perfect' Carly Shay would never try to sabotage us, well think wrong"

"Sam-" I cutted him.

"You know what I'm going home" I said in a huff.

"Well it's too late right now, let me walk you home" (A/N: I know Freddie seems a bit OCC but SORRY its a bit hard for me to keep him in character coz well.. I'm not the nerdy type and yeah pretty much -.-and I'm rushing :/ I try my best next time ) Fredbutthead suggests.

"Eh, whatever" I say.

We go down the road to my house, well more like alley. My mom is working harder to get a job.. though I don't know what her job is.. but who cares, it's earning good cash. Then we arrive there.

"Bye Fredchiz" I say.

"Bye Princess Puckett" He says

Not a good chapter :/ I might be doing mine tmr. So Review Ritiscism Two R's (:

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