Yah I lied! Okay now I have a real excuse now, I have a big project that finishes in 3 weeks :/ Jeez were still grasshoppers! (: Love my wiseness? IM SO SORRY GUYS I TRY MY BEST TMR, SWEAR!

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3 reviews :/ I'm not surprised coz I live in Australia and it is possible most of my reviewers live in America or somewhere else, so DIFFERENT TIME PERIOD D:

Freddie's POV (A/N: DNT EXCUSE ME FOR MY UNFAITHFUL NERDINESS D:)

I get up at 7:30a.m. as mom says, 'Early as a bird'. I look around looking for my red polo shirt, but I turn around to see it's raining. I go grab a long-sleeve, put it on and then put the red polo shirt on. Then I go grab my jeans with a belt, just to make sure Sam doesn't pants me like last time.. I go out to see my mom settling down a plate of tofu.

"Good morning Fredward!" She greeted as happy as possible.

"Good morning mom" I say while heading for my disgusting food that I'm going to have to try to digest it.

"Oh! Look at the time, I got to go sweetie, go drive to school with Carly!" She says, oh yeah I forgot to tell her about the fight between Sam and Carly.

"Kay, bye mom". I go grab the plate of tofu and throw it out the window. I'm so bad. (A/N: Oh Fredward, u fail so hard LOL)

I grab my backpack and go walk to school. I go call up Sam if shes awake.

"What do you want?" She so nicely greets.

"Nice to hear your voice too" I said rolling my eyes.

"Yeah yeah, whatever what do you want?"

"You going to school?"

"No, I'm still suspended nub... and I thought you were the dork head"

"Okay, okay bye"

And then she just hangs up. Nice. While walking to school, I past Holy O's, I go run in ordering a Cherry Lock Lip donut. I eat the donut, finishing the last piece while walking into the main hall. I see Kevin with his onion ring or at least it's a onion ring in his paper bag. God, it's even moving! I walk quickly past by til' I hear a 'BENSON!' from a jock.

"Yeah?" I asked the stupidly and the strong jock.. bad combination. (A/N: Drake and Josh reference (: yeah kinda)

"Why aren't you walking in with your girlfriend, did she already break up with you?" He cooed.

"What are you talking about?"

"Woah dude he doesn't even know his own girlfriend" The jock says to his friend.

"What girlfriend?" I asked irritated.

"Sam Puckett, idiot"

"What? She's not my girlfriend!" I exclaimed.

"Try telling that to the pictures" He said pointing to some pictures sticked on the wall from the last time Sam and I were at the CheeseCake Warehouse. It says 'Love/Hate' Oh no!

I walk to Carly's locker, as Carly and Mason were flirting with eachother.

"Why?" I asked Carly furiously.

"What do you mean why?"

"You know what I mean Carly! The pictures of Sam and I at the CheeseCake Warehouse!"

"Uhh, I d-don't know what you are talking about" Carly stutters with a glint in her eye.

"You're lying!"

"Woah back off Benson, how do you expect it's her?" Mason stands up for his girlfriend. Gosh, Sam was right, they were in it. Then a crowd starts forming up.

"You were in it too! You guys took pictures of us at the CheeseCake Warehouse" I reply.

"Look Benson, if I were you I would run along now" Mason 'threatens'.

"Maybe you should be telling yourself that" I say, impressed by my comeback, I guess Sam has influenced me. The crowd goes 'Ooo'

"Enough!" Carly shouts.

"Okay yes we took the pictures, but you know why? Because you and Sam were off rubbing gums behind my back!" She shouts. The crowd goes 'Ooo' again, man they are getting annoying.

"What? Well at least I didn't cheat with her boyfriend!" I shout at her, furious that she would accuse us of that when she cheated with Sam's boyfriend.

The crowd goes 'Ooo' again. I roll my eyes.

"That was Sam's fault! She was hanging with you, sucking eachother's face while I was off alone!" She exclaimed back.

"Sam's fault? You were always on 'errands' and so we had nothing to do! You expect us just to sit on the couch while you come back from your errand and think were loners and have nothing better to do than hang around you?" I shouted.

"Without me, you guys would be worthless.. skunkbags and yeah I said it" Carly said looking impressed.

"Please Sam's the one who makes the show alive, without her you would be nothing than just some average self-centered girl!"

"That's it Benson, no one calls my girlfriend that!" Mason says pushing me.

I drop on the floor as I see Mason rushing for me, I dodge him as he bangs on the lockers. I run up to him and push him to the floor, all anger inside me because of Carly insulting Sam... Never knew I cared for her that much.

I go over Mason and punch him in the face multiple times (A/N: Freddie gain muscle..) until someone pulls me back. Principal Franklin.

"Thats enough boys, to my office" Principal Franklin says calmly but with a hint of anger in his voice.

We both walk into Principal Franklins office, but while that, I saw Mason's face brusied up with a bleeding nose. I smirked. Then Principal Franklin comes in.

"This is surprising, Freddie beating up someone, tell me what happened Freddie?" He asked.

"Well, there were photo's of me and Sam at the CheeseCake Warehouse, claiming that we were dating on the bottom of the photo. So I came to confront Carly, because I knew she would do it with Mason also. But she admitted it. I was furious, but then Carly started insulting Sam and I calling us worthless skunkbags, I insulted her then Mason started pushing me, and yes I did fight back but as defence." I said, thank God I took breath.

"Hmm, okay, Mason tell me your side of the story" He says to Mason.

"Well, Carly and I thought Freddie and Sam were dating, but then he got all agrow and started trash-talking my girlfriend and started hitting me!" Mason shouts, I roll my eyes.

"But Mason, Freddie and Sam dating or not, you don't put up pictures of them all over the school. Clearly, Freddie would be upset by this and also is a violation of the privacy policy (A/N: DEAL WITH THE NEW RULE D:)" Principal Franklin said.

"Well Mason three weeks of detention, every Wednesdays and Thursdays. Freddie you can go off now" Principal Franklin sighed.

"Thank you" I said while walking out to the main hallway. Oh shoot got to go the little boys room.

LOL LITTLE BOYS ROOM (: TMR I WILL DEFINITELY I WILL DEFINETLY UPDATE, but it will be short chapter because I dnt have an idea.. UNLESS U GUYS GIVE ME SOME ;D

Kimmy Flimmy OUT!