Phase Two
Author Note: Am I Joanne Kathleen Rowling? Nope. It's not mine, then. I'm happy people are sending in questions so this can continue.
Michael: *sighs* We're still trapped.
Anthony: Stop complaining, Mike.
Michael: There's nothing to do.
Terry: Cheer up. Always look on the bright side of life.
Anthony: *whistles the signature chorus hook from the famous Monty Python song*
Michael: You two are insane.
Anthony: Oh ha ha. Luckily, we're saved.
Terry: By strawberries?
Michael: *groans and slaps Terry*
Terry: *yells*
Anthony: No, by gold parchment.
Michael: Oh, and it's a question for me. "'Why not dump Cho and go out with someone who doesn't betray her friends?' from JuneGilbertVivianRaeven." Ohh...
Terry: *is really trying not to voice that he agrees with JuneGilbertVivianRaeven*
Anthony: *sniggers lightly*
Michael: I suppose Cho has her faults...
Terry: She does.
Anthony: Anyone who catches your eye?
Michael: Hmm... Susan Bones is cute.
Terry: Ha! Once a redhead lover, always a redhead lover!
Anthony: No doubt that your secret sweetheart is a redhead, Terry?
Terry: No, she's actually a brunette. *blushes*
Anthony: There appears to be another question.
*author powers that be look at the question and magic up Luna*
Luna: Where am I?
Terry: Honestly, Luna? We don't know, and we've been trapped here for a while.
Michael: (shouts to no-one) HELP US!
Anthony: Anyway Luna, an unknown person has a question for you.
*Luna's silver eyes light up with curiousity*
Luna: Alright, what's the question? (Michael passes her the parchment) "For Luna Lovegood, 'which creature do you like best?', from JuneGilbertVivianRaeven." Well, not Nargles, mischievous little thieves... nor Wrackspurts, interesting though they are, they prove to be distractions - well, they cause them - so I guess Thestrals. Snorkacks would tie if I could find one.
Terry: *silent*
Michael: *silent as well*
Anthony: *silent also*
Luna: *laughs* Oh, and Terry? Your crush will react to you. You'll get her, I know it.
Terry: Wha- what the- how...
Luna: I'm perceptive, that's all you need to know.
(Luna disappears in a swirl of aqua and gold smoke, laughing melodically)
Michael: *stammers*
Anthony: That girl...
Terry: What I want to know is how she knows who I like. *goes pink*
Anthony: Well, apparently, Luna's perceptive, and that's all you need to know.
Michael: *strained laugh*
Terry: I'm serious, Ant. How did she know? What if she tells my sweetheart?
Michael: *sighs* Terry, Luna's not like that. She knows not to squeal.
Anthony: Plus she's as loyal as a Hufflepuff along with her Ravenclaw brains.
Michael: Oooh, does someone like Miss Lovegood? *chuckles*
Anthony: No! I mean, Luna's a friendly soul, no-one can deny it, but I don't like her.
Terry: I guess we're all suddenly in a battle with these pesky things called feelings...
Anthony: Except me, since I don't think of a secret crush all the time.
Michael: Pur-leeease, Ant. Everyone knows you love Lisa Turpin.
Anthony: *speechless*.
AN: A very entertaining chapter, and a thread of romance is always fun to do. (I know, I hopeless... how many fanfic authors on here are male romantics?) And JuneGilbertVivianRaeven, I know you put your Luna question down first, but it was just easy to put Michael's one first here, since he was already there. I made Mssr Corner ponder over Susan Bones because Michael & Susan = FREAKING ADORABLE! It's such a shame no-one has realised that! The Anthony/Lisa thing was a chuckle-worthy idea, since I've always thought they'd work well as a couple, even though both of them are barely mentioned at all in the books. We'll just have to see if Anthony actually likes her. Keep sending in those questions!