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Freddie's POV

I sit in Spanish class, staring at the clock torturing me for the past hour! Can school be done with already? I want to tell Sam what happened, don't ask why I want to tell Sam! Erg why don't they teach anything new in Spanish, Mrs Campbell just teach us greetings, days of the week, months, numbers, all that chiz!

(A/N: I used google translator!) "Repeat after me class, De lunes a viernes voy a la escuela" Mrs Campbell says in fluent accent.

"De lunes a viernes voy a la escuela" The whole class says bored out of their minds.

Finally the bell rings, I quickly rush out of my room before anyone else could. Ignoring Mrs Campbell, I opened Sam's locker to get her fat cake, Sam told me to get her a fat cake. She doesn't need to know I got it from her locker instead of buying for her.

I walk out of school and quickly head to Sam's house. If I'm 15 minutes late Sam will tear me apart and give my bones to her rabid cat.. even thought cats don't eat bones. I walk down the alley to Sam's house. I knock on the door. Then Mrs Puckett opens the door.

"Hey Freddie, Sam's just upstairs" Mrs Puckett says gesturing to the pantie-covered stairs.

"Thanks" I say while walking upstairs carefully trying not to step on the panties.

I knock on the door of the guacamole-stained door. I'm not going to ask..

"Hey Fredbutt you bring my fatcake" Sam asked.

"Sure thing" I said.

Then the awkward silence came, all you can hear is Sam attacking the fatcake. Until I remembered something..

"Sam, guess what?" I shouted after a minute of awkward silence.

"You finally got your period?" Sam said while smirking.

"No" I said while shuddering.

"I got in an fight!" I shouted.

"Woah, you got punched by a girl?" Sam insulted me, in a Sam-ish way.

"No I got in a fight with Mason!" I shouted.

"Dude what happened" Sam said, stunned.

"Well first Carly and Mason put pictures of us at the CheeseCake War-" I said

"Woah, woah, Carly and Mason put pictures of us at the CheeseCake Warehouse" Sam cutted in.

"Let me finish!" I said irritated.

"So when they did, I got angry and confronted them, long story short we got in a fight and Mason had detention" I said.

"Nice job Benson" Sam said.

"Dude we should go to the movies, Boogie Bear 4 The Family of Boogie Bear came out!" Sam shouted excitedly.

"Fine, only if you're paying the food" I said, OH MY GOD FREDDIE WHAT DID YOU DO?

"Sure, got $20 here" Sam smirked.

"How did you get that?" I said suspiciously.

"Don't worry dorkazoid, I stole it from Carly" Sam said proudly.

"Okay" I said.

"Lets go now!" Sam said while grabbing her denim jacket that said on the back of it 'My Mum Is Your Mum' I chuckled.

We then walked out of the house, Sam didn't bother to say bye to her mum. We go catch the bus, but when we got in we saw a sleeping hobo with pencil sheddings on him or her. Please gosh let it be a her. So Sam and I sat at the back of the bus.

We got off the bus 15 minutes later. When we entered in, I went to get the tickets while Sam went to get the food. The tickets cost $19.45 each! Well there goes my $40 I've been saving up for my Nug Nug Lightsaber.

We went into the cinema and started eating the popcorn and the gummy bears. Boogie Bear (where his name was actually Bob) and his wife Boogie Ria (A/N: LOL YAH YAH (:) has triplets, like from Shrek Forever After but there were two girls and one boy. We laughed when the boy Boogie Bear (called Bob Junior) stuck a mutant strawberry up Boogie Bobs nose. Sam laughed so hard she started to choke, luckily her soda was there when it was needed. The rest of the movie was like where the family all grew then died. Kinda suckish to me, but obviously not to Sam.

The movie ended and there were bloopers at the end but Sam didn't want to stay because Sam said and I quote "Who wants to watch peoples mistakes?" I was going to answer back since she always watch my mistakes, but for caution I kept my mouth shut. There were a lot of people next to us, who were staying to watch the bloopers, so we had to tread over their feet but when we almost at the end, Sam pushed me causing me to land on the floor my face upwards. But then Sam tripped some old lady's high heel , making her land on me but also making her lips land on mine. (A/N: It's been like 8 weeks (I KNOW I KNOW IT DOESNT SEEM LIKE IT D:) since Sam and Mason broke up so this DOESNT make Sam a player or Freddie a rebound)

WOAH! WHO GUESSED THT? i did (: LOL SO REMEMBER THE R&R's

Kimmy Flimmy Out!