Phase Three

Author Note: Am I Joanne Kathleen Rowling? Nope. It's not mine, then. Hurrah! Enough questions to make up three chapters overall so far!

Michael: Sooo?

Anthony: Sooo what?

Terry: You liking Lisa, that's what!

Anthony: *blushes*

Michael: You do!

Anthony: *shakes head*

*author powers that be magic up Lisa Turpin*

Lisa: What the- oh hey you three.

Michael: Hello Miss Turpin. *chuckles devillishly*

Terry: Good day to you Lisa.

Anthony: H-hey Lisa...

Lisa: What's wrong with Anthony?

Michael: Funny you should ask that, Lisa. It's because- *Anthony elbows him* ow!

Lisa: Because what?

Terry: Because Mr. Goldstein likes you, a lot.

*Anthony groans*

Lisa: *smiling faintly* Really, Anthony?

Anthony: I was too afraid to say it earlier, but yes. Ever since last year.

Lisa: Oh.

Michael: Merlin! *gets promptly muted by Anthony's Silencing Charm*

Terry: Now Anthony- *gets Silenced as well*

Anthony: Now that the ultimate gits have shut up... Lisa, will you go out with me?

Lisa: Yes.

*Anthony whoops, swings Lisa around and kisses her*

*Michael and Terry look plain baffled under the Charms, and are struggling to talk*

Anthony: Oh, very well... *undoes Charms*

Michael: Ah! Thanks Ant. I was suffocating.

Terry: Me too. And I object to being called an 'ultimate git'!

Michael: Ditto!

Lisa: Oh, you're drama queens. All three of you.

Anthony: Overruled! *elbows Lisa lovingly*

Lisa: Well it seems you got a lot off your chest there, Anthony. *giggles*

Michael: It would seem so.

Anthony: Oh be quiet, Mike. You feel just as strongly for Susan Bones.

Lisa: The strawberry-blonde Hufflepuff?

*Michael nods vaguely and turns slightly pink*

Lisa: Justin Finch-Fletchley would kill you.

Michael: I'm not afraid of him.

Lisa: Well if you muck it up you'll be at the end of Cho's and Justin's wands.

Michael: Trust me, I'm dumping that human waterfall as soon as we get out of here.

Lisa: *laughs, and does a muffled yell as she disappears in aqua and gold smoke*

*Anthony looks lovelorn*

Michael: Right, I see gold parchment, so I think we know the drill, boys.

Terry: Indeed. Quick question for our three lovely hosts - have you ever gotten stuck outside your Common Room, or are you all too smart for that? CrazyAboutJazzy14.

Michael: Well, there was that time in third-year.

Anthony: Which was your fault, Michael Stuart Corner.

Michael: Anthony Lawrence Goldstein.

Terry: Oh, right! I remember now. What was the question again?

Anthony: He has a symbol which is a letter, and yet it doubles his closest followers.

Terry: The answer is Jesus Christ. X is the 24th letter, and He had 12 disciples.

Michael: I was exhausted that day!

Anthony: Of course...

Terry: Hey, it took me time to get it when you said the question again.

Michael: So don't blame me. Oh, this 'Adeilla' has several questions. And the first one happens to be for you, Terrence.

Terry: Don't... (looks at parchment and pales) Who is this crush of yours?

*Anthony and Michael high-five*

Terry: *stutters* Th-the Gr-Gryffindor Chaser D-Demelza R-Robins. *goes very red*

Anthony: Demelza? Really, Terry?

Terry: *snaps* Yes, it's Demelza. I love her so much... she's just beautiful. *blushes*

Michael: I didn't know you liked her.

Terry: 'Amoured with' could be a better phrase to use. *sighs dreamily, thinking*

Anthony: Aaanywaaay... more of Adeilla's questions.

*author powers that be magic up Padma, Flitwick and Lockhart*

Padma: What in the holy name of Rowena?

Flitwick: What are you three boys doing here, and where are we?

Anthony: Professor Flitwick, you of all people should know the castle's secrets.

Lockhart: Mhm?

Terry: Right. I think I've got the gist of the unknown magic in this room.

Michael: Moving on, Terrence...

Terry: *growls at Michael* Anyway, the three of you are here to answer questions.

Padma: Ravenclaws are as Ravenclaws do.

Anthony: Couldn't agree more, Pads. Here are your questions. Padma Patil, were you surprised when you and Pavarati got Sorted into different houses, and were you excited to go to the Yule Ball with Ron Weasley or were you only doing Pavarati a favour?

Padma: I was surprised actually, but I couldn't ponder on it because McGonagall- *Flitwick clears throat* - sorry, Professor McGonagall had already called Sally-Anne Perks up. And I was only doing Pavarati a favour. I guess I had already had premonitions about Ron's cold-shouldering attitude. How right I was.

Michael: Not all Weasleys are grumpy at balls.

Terry: Michael...

Michael: Anyway, Professor Flitwick, how was your time at Hogwarts as a student?

Flitwick: Very different from nowadays. Quite peaceful, as it was even before Grindelwald's rise. I had a gift for Charms, but I never guessed in my wildest dreams that I would end up being a Head of my house. I was also an ace at Defense.

Anthony: Gilderoy Lockhart, how are things? What are you up to?

Lockhart: Mhm? Oh, I'm supposedly recovering, and things are fine, I guess.

Terry: Still a bit vague, isn't he?

Padma: *laughs, and then sniffs surprisedly as smoke overtakes her*

*Flitwick and Lockhart are engulfed in smoke*

Michael: Right, and now there are questions for us, asking for our favourite Quidditch team... the Wasps for me.

Anthony: Agreed.

Terry: The Harpies, hands down!

*Anthony and Michael roll their eyes at their friend*

Michael: Was Penelope Clearwater as annoying as Percy Weasley?

Terry: Yes. Prefects are pains in the-

Anthony: Oi!

Terry: Except you, Ant. Since you don't punish us.

Anthony: Padma could.

Michael: And that's we're on our best behaviour around her.

Anthony: If not Ravenclaw, what house would you be in? Probably Gryffindor.

Terry: Gryffindor.

Michael: Hufflepuff.

Anthony: *sighs because he's clicked why the others said those options*.

AN: So one of the biggest mysteries so has been revealed - your curiousity was a big part of this chapter, Adeilla, although I'm not sure Lockhart was ever a Ravenclaw - where did you get that? Anyway, Terry/Demelza forever... I can't believe I'm the first one to publish stories about them as a couple... c'mon, it had to have crossed some people's minds! They soooo cute together! If you like the idea of Termelza (catchy name, I know), check out my stories 'Essay Saviours', 'Joyful Flights of Miss Robins', and 'Three Greatest Romances' - the latter has a piece revolving around them. Lisa Turpin's line about Justin Finch-Fletchley was a bit of a jab. I like the guy, but the idea of him with Susan doesn't make my day. She should be with Michael! The riddle that got the guys stuck in 3rd-year had some religious backdrop because December has arrived. Twenty-four days until Christmas!