Well first I would like to apologize for so many interruptions in the narrative of the story but that's what we all wanted, right? The opinion of our beloved characters.

But how I was saying, we just started our history knowing the selfish, King Ian. The proud princess Natalie and the most punk Fairy Godmother that you could ever meet in life, Nellie. Let's see what everyone thought of the story so far.

Me: So, what you guys thought from the beginning?

Ian: Unpleasant.

Me: Okay, this is Ian's opinion. Anyone else?

Dan: I thought that was cool! Especially Ian turning into the monster he really is.

Nellie: At first I did not like being an old woman, but then I thought it was like AWSOME when I punished the spoiled prince.

Amy: I liked the end with the phrase "Because after all who would love a monster?". The story of Beauty and the Beast is one of my favorites.

Me: Thank you, Amy. I'm glad you ... But what the hell is this?

We heard something, something like the sound of a car on the pavement and then the sound of something being broken. No. The sound was of various things being broken at the same time, more noise and a lot of screaming. This can only mean one thing. The Holt arrived.

Eisenhower: HOLT FAMILY PRESENT!

You see, I was right.

Me: Err ... Welcome Holt family.

Eisenhower: Oh no, my wife and I are going out. It is our wedding anniversary.

Me/Nellie: Awwww!

Mary-Todd: Yes, my sweetheart and I are going out. So we will let the kids here. Bye-bye.

Don't want to be disrespectful to Hamilton, Madison and Reagan. But do I look like a nanny for they abandoned their children with me?

Me: O. .. okay? So welcome Holt's kids.

Hamilton: Hey guys! Hi Amy, Dan.

Amy/Dan: Hi, Hammer.

Me: So let's continue the story without further delay.

Dan: No more what?

Amy: Without take more time, you dummy.

In a village across the forest there was a girl named Amy Cahill. Which was known to be beautiful with her red hair and jade's eyes. Many said that she was the most beautiful of the village, but she was so shy that couldn't talk much with other people and almost all the time you could find her stuck between pages of one book.

She lived with her younger brother, Dan. Dan was one very imperative boy who loves to invent stories of warriors who work anonymously, and that a strange weapons for even more strange kind of fight. Dan was the only family that was left to Amy, since their parents long gone and her grandmother Grace recently left them as well.

In this day Amy went to the bookstore for one new book to read when the village chief's son, Hamilton Holt, blocked her way.

"Hello, Amy, you look beautiful today as ever." He greeted.

"Oh, hello Hamilton." She always wanted to have the power to be invisible whenever she wanted, and she always wanted it a bit harder when Hamilton was talking to her. "Well I gotta go."

"Wait, let's talk more."

"I don't know. I have to go the bookstore and go cook dinner…"

"Hey, Hamilton! Stop flirting and bring your ass here to go hunting." Shouted Hamilton's twin sisters, Madison and Reagan.

"I'll kill you two!"

"You need to reach us first!" They shouted together.

"Pests!" He grunted. "Sorry Amy, but I gotta go now, we'll talk later."

I look surprised all silent in their seats, having told a large part of the story was very strange without them interrupting. Hamilton was red as a tomato as I had imagined he would, Amy was slightly flushed on the cheeks and Ian... Well Ian was with a hostile expression as if he wanted to shoot me with his sister's dart gun. The atmosphere is tense, but I can say something.

Me: See, Dan? You finally appeared. Are you satisfied now?

Dan: The Ninja Lord, thanks for such introduction.

All the room seemed to roll their eyes at the same time. I think I should have seen this coming. Everyone seeing that they did the same thing began to laugh and tense atmosphere dissolves.

Me: Ah! I should mention that everything is going so perfect in this story. I already knew that Amy in the role of Belle would be a marvelous.

Amy: Thanks but I'm not pretty like the character.

Ian/Hamilton: Of course you are!

Just imagine what happened next. Ian and Hamilton blushed together after seeing that they screamed as if was a urgency. So cute!

But seeing them being tortured by Natalie, the twins and Dan, I feel sorry for them and I continue the story until they all are silent.

Amy ran to where she felt safer besides her home, the bookstore. The smell of books and the texture of their leather covers were irresistible to Amy.

"Who's there?" Asked one voice in the store.

"Mr. McIntyre? It's me, Amy."

"Oh, Amy! You returned early as usual." Said the old man, William McIntyre. Mr. McIntyre was the owner of the only bookstore in the village and his best customer was none other than Amy Cahill. "You already read the book?"

"Sure, it was great! What do you recommend?"

"I'll see what I have, but it will be difficult. I think I don't have one book that you already haven't read, you are really like Grace."

"I wish I were a third of what Grace was."

"Come Amy, let's see if we can find something for you."

Amy and Mr. McIntyre looked from the shelves one book. Until Amy looking at the shelves finds of one of her favorite books.

"I'll take this one!"

"But Amy, you've read it three times." Mr. McIntyre said looking at the book.

"I just love this story, it has everything: castles, battles, one Charming Prince!"

"If you like it so much, it's yours."

"I cannot accept!"

"Imagine! Accept as one gift for your birthday, he is coming, right?"

"Yeah, but ... does not seem right."

"Just accept. And send my regards to Dan for me!"

Leaving the bookstore after saying goodbye to Mr. McIntyre Amy goes to the bakery and buys three breads and then a nice salmon to eat with Saladin, the Mau Egyptian cat that was very dear to Amy and Dan.

Me: Oh my God!

I feel something going on between my legs and get scared, but then I feel completely embarrassed seeing that what passed into my legs was just Saladin.

Dan: Saladin! Where were you?

Nellie: He must have come running when he heard the word 'salmon'.

Me: Hi Saladin. I'm sorry I scared you, I think I was scared you too.

Saladin: Miauuu.

The meowing seemed one "OK" then I pat one his ear. I must be getting crazy.

Me: Let's eat and then continue. We will come back soon.