After Naruto did a quick 'clean up', he just moved a pile of instant ramen cups, he asked for his guests to sit around the table. Naruto was just about to start yapping about his home and himself, but then Tohru butted in to ask a question.
"Excuse me, Mr Uzumaki, what's with the headbands?"
"Oh, so you really aren't from around here?" He laughed. "They're ninja forehead protectors!"
"So, you're a ninja then?" Kyo spoke, suddenly showing interest.
"Hell yeah, I'm a ninja! This is a ninja village after all!"
"Wow, rea-"
"Can you show us some of your ninja moves?" Tohru interrupted Yuki excitedly.
Naruto grinned cheekily and said okay. "Mass shadow clone sexy jutsu!"
Yuki quickly covered Tohru's eyes and his own at the sight that Naruto just made. He managed to not only clone himself, but turn himself into a naked girl.
Wiping away blood from underneath his nose, Kyo yelled; "What the hell is that kinda 'justu'?"
"Oh, don't act like you don't love it, Sasu- I mean, carrot head." Naruto laughed.
"Y'wanna fight, ya little snot?" Kyo leaped forward at Naruto, about to punch him in the face. Naruto made a few hand seals, and poof.
"You wouldn't hit a girl, would you?" He said in his most feminine tone.
"That crap ain't gonna work on me!" Kyo grabbed the collar of Narutos jacket and was about to start violently shaking him.
"Let go of him, you stupid cat." Yuki said in an angry, yet timid, voice as he pulled his cousin off of Naruto. Tohru ran to Naruto to see if he was okay.
As Tohru helped the now blushing Naruto off the ground, A loud bang came from the door.
"Naruto, idiot, hurry up!" Yelled a powerful girly voice. "If you don't open up in three seconds, the door's coming down!"
Naruto's smile faded when he heard his teammates, Sakura, voice. "Urg, come in. Don't use that un-feminine strength on my door."
Tohru stared at Naruto with her large blue eyes, as if questioning who was at the door. As expected, Yuki and Kyo were still arguing about the 'jutsu incident'.