Title: Peculiarities
Author: tromana
Rating: T
Characters: Romana II/Leela, Narvin, K9
Spoilers: None
Summary: Narvin's turn to be exposed to Romana's weird mood.
Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who any more than I own The Mentalist.
Author's notes: 2nd of 3 ficlets based on Gallifrey. Sequel to Oddities. Song: Fairytale of New York by the Pogues.
Peculiarities
"Madame President?"
"Oh, Narvin. Hello."
"You called?"
"Yes. Have you seen…"
"…Happy Christmas your arse, I pray God it's our last…"
"K9, how many times do I have to tell you? Fairytale of New York is not a traditional carol; it's a Christmas song."
"Christmas, Madame President?"
"Yes, Christmas. I want to teach Leela about the holidays of her species and she's…"
"You did not specify carols, Mistress you said and I quote: I would like you to search your databanks for…"
"Enough, K9! Well, Narvin? Have you seen her?"
"Not since yesterday."
"Right, thank you. You may go. Take a cracker, if you will."
end