A/N: Chapter 3 WOOHOO! Now, last night I went through the chapters I already posted and realized I made her last name a bit unclear. Let me correct myself here. Mitskuni is her real last name. (Yes I got it off of Ouron High school Host Club) Chi is part of her first name, but if you wanna get really technical, it's her middle name.

Chi: thank you for explaining I was getting confused, myself.

Me: how? It's your name!

Sasori: she is Nana's daughter, remember?

Chi: YEAH! And besides, you are a confused person, so therefore, as am I.

Me: …I suppose… Any way…

Emily: She does not own Naruto!

Yuki: no she doesn't… Other wise Kuzu-Kun would be my LOVER! (Don't hit me for the way I made you talk Yuki-San) *hides behind Emily*

Emily: DON'T HIDE BEHIND ME! And besides, Zetsu would be mine XD

Me: and Oro-Kun would be mine *drools at mental image of shirtless snake Sannin*

Chi had checked out of her hotel, and was currently following the four Akatsuki members. The villagers seemed to fear, and respect the missing Nin, which made the teen look at them questioningly. They stopped at a rundown looking building. The men motioned for her to stay put, and she just huffed and stood out front. Of course, with her being somewhat exotic looking, and her high heels mixed with her ankle length skirt, with two slits on either side going up to her hips, she wasn't inconspicuous. Her V cut half shirt with the design looking like split seams on the sides, wasn't helping either. So naturally, she attracted unwanted attention form, unwanted company. Five men came up to her smirking.

"Hey babe, what's your name?" a sleazy looking blonde asked.

"Yeah, I haven't seen you before." One of his friends said, smirking some more.

"My name is none of your business. Now please leave. My new… friends, wouldn't like to see you hanging around." She said in a polite tone, but with a slight growl.

"What are you, the Akatsuki's whore or something? Because they certainly like to share those, I hope you know." A brunette sneered, and Chi growled, reaching for her fans.

"I suggest, you watch your mouth. Especially since insulting someone far more powerful than you, can get you killed…" Opening the weapons, she waved the razor edged fans menacingly. The men pulled out knives, and lunged at the smart mouthed puppeteer.

Walking back out with a folder, the four Akatsuki members were shocked to find five men coming at Chi with knives. Noticing the four men, she ran up to Sasori, (who is still not in Hiruko) and hid behind him. Her attackers looked at the slightly confused, and slightly angry, male puppeteer and gulped, dropping their knives and holding up their hands.

"Kurozunda, what's going on out here?" Sasori asked.

"They called me a whore and then tried to attack me. You'll protect me right To-San?" she asked like a scared child, effectively wrapping said 'To-San' around her finger and making the attackers look even more afraid for their lives. Deidara and Kisame snickered at the men, and at Sasori. Itachi just shook his head. The puppet man looked at the five men in pure fury, and used Hiruko to kill them in one swipe of the tail. "You're explaining this to leader-Sama." Itachi muttered as he led the party to a tall building. Entering the foyer, Chi noticed the building looked bigger than it was. In the living room, sat six other members, wearing cloaks. An orange haired man, with piercings to spare, rose and led the five of them to an office.

"I thought I told you to kill that girl. Explain to me why she is still alive." Sasori bowed, apologetically.

"Gomen Leader-Sama, there was… a development."

"Why am I threat?" Chi interrupted, clearly confused. "I mean, it's not like I'm here to kill anyone…" they all looked at her pointedly. "OH! You thought that's why I was pursuing you guys!" she exclaimed, having a moment as Sasori chuckled.

"You are Nana's child. Highly intelligent, but lacking any common sense what so ever." The elder puppeteer shook his head with a small smile.

"Yes, well…" Pein said ignoring Sasori's comment. "You mentioned a development?"

"Yeah! Sasori-Donna has a daughter, un!" Deidara yelled out.

"Damnet brat! Break my ear why don't ya?" Chi yelled back at the blonde. Pein raised an eyebrow. 'Did she just call him a brat?' the pierced man thought.

"As the brat said, I have a daughter. Leader-Sama, this is Kurozunda Chi…" he trailed not knowing which name to address her by.

"Akasuna. Kurozunda Chi Akasuna, but every one just calls me Chi." She said, saving her father from serious confusion. Said father looked at her gratefully.

"You never mentioned a daughter, Sasori." Pein said eyeing Chi.

"He left the village before Kaa-San found out she was pregnant. I didn't find out he was still alive till a couple years ago. That's why I was looking for you all. I was trying to find To-San." The teen explained. "It's a good thing too, it was getting hard to hide my human puppets from Subarashii O Baa-Chan."

"You're a puppeteer?"

"YEP! But these four destroyed eight of my puppets. Do you know how hard it is to find strong Shinobi with a worthy Keki Genkai?" Sasori and Pein looked mildly amused as she ranted.

"She's a chick Sasori-Donna, yeah!" Deidara shouted. Pein chuckled, while Sasori smirked. The trio watched as Chi repeatedly poked Kisame in the chest. She was raving about how he had 'smashed' the puppets.

"You just crushed them! Completely shattered them! I can't rebuild splinters you know!" Itachi was smiling, yes SMILING at this. Poor Kisame was actually scared. Yes, a seven foot tall blue shark-man was scared of the 5'4 red head. Having finished terrorizing poor Kisame, she marched over to the laughing trio. "So, what happens now?"

"You join Akatsuki. You're obviously strong, and you scared Kisame. That on and of itself, is an accomplishment." Pein said.

"EEEEP! THANK YOU!" chi yelled as she glomped Pein.

"Definitely Nana's child." Sasori said, shaking his head. Once Chi had gotten off of him, Pein went to a closet and pulled out a cloak for her.

"Sorry we don't have a ring for you." He said, handing her the cloak.

"Ring?" Pein held up his hand, showing his ring. "OH! I have one like that!" She held up her hand, on her left pinky was Orochimaru's ring.

"That's Orochimaru's! Where did you get it?" Sasori asked his daughter.

"I got it off a snake bastard, who mistook me for To-San. Honestly, how do you mistake me for him, what with these monsters?" she said pushing up her breasts. Sasori facepalmed.

"Definitely Nana's child…"

"Any way… Since you have the ring I guess you're all set. Let's go introduce you to everyone." The leader said, and everyone entered the living room with Chi, and Pein standing up front. "Everyone, this is Kurozunda Chi A-" He was cut off, by both puppeteers, shaking their heads. "Uh, Chi this is Konan, she's my partner." A blue haired woman nodded. "Kakuzu, and Hidan." He motioned to a tan brunette and an albino.

"Oi, bitch. What's up?" Hidan greeted, Kakuzu just grunted and went back to counting money.

"Zetsu," a black and white man, with a fly trap nodded hello, and Chi nodded back. "And lastly Tobi." The orange masked man glomped her yelling 'TOBI LIKES CHI-CHAN!' Tobi was pulled off by Sasori's Chakra strings, but not before a poisoned needle was stuck in his stomach. Instantly passing out, Tobi hit the ground with a rather loud 'THUD'.

"What did you do to Tobi?" Sasori asked, eyeing the unconscious form on the ground.

"I just gave him a small dose of poison." They all looked at her. "What? The normal dosage can kill an entire army in a matter of seconds. So I down sized the amount on my senbon. For interrogating you know?" She said nonchalantly.

"How long will he be out?"

"Not long, two maybe three days? Give or take twelve hours." Chi just shrugged and most of them sweat dropped. "Any way, where should I put my stuff?"

"That's a good question. We're a bit tight on space right now, so you you'll have to share with 2 people." Pein said thoughtfully. "She can't share with Konan or I, since we have the only single rooms in the building…" he muttered.

"I don't want her sharing a room with any of these people. They might rape her, and I would hate to have to recruit new members because I killed them." Sasori stated bluntly. Chi giggled and hugged the man tightly.

"It's ok To-San, I'm a big girl." She said happily as Sasori returned the hug. Hidan dead panned sputtering curses in surprise. "Wow Hidan, you're an idiot aren't you?"

"Yes." Kakuzu said, and Chi giggled again.

"Well I couldn't tell! I thought you were his Whore!" Hidan shouted. Chi's eye twitched and she vein-popped. In an instant she was holding up a kunai to his neck with one fan open in her other hand.

"I am no one's whore, fucktard." With that, she moved the kunai downwards, and stabbed Hidan in his 'No no square'. (Aka, his 'man'hood)

As he fell, she kicked him, pulled her other fan free, and swept them both across his body multiple times. The fans moved incredibly fast and only Itachi could see them. She left Hidan on the ground, beaten, bloody and somewhat dismembered.

"My temper, and Nana's violence. Kami what have I unleashed." Sasori said chuckling.

"Sasori, Deidara I'm pairing Chi with you two. How ever she will be sharing a room with me because I'm the only with space. Especially since my room is the biggest. There's also no other place for her." he said cutting of the puppet man's complaint. Sasori relented and Chi put her things away in the leader's room. She then returned to the living room.

"So where do you guys go to train?"

"Right out back. We have a training field set up for our specific use." Pein replied. "That reminds me, we need to test your abilities." She looked at him. "It's an initiation of sorts." All the members followed Pein out to the training area, where he explained to Chi that she would be fighting all members, in a one on one battle. Within a matter of hours she had defeated every one but Pein, and Sasori. Said Puppeteer stepped forward, and threw off his cloak, Chi raised her eyebrows in shock.

"Wow, you gatta show me how to do that!" She exclaimed, still looking at her father in awe.

"Maybe when you're older." He teased, and she just made a face. Chi pulled out a summoning scroll, and Sasori did the same. With a puff of smoke, Hiruko was present, and Chi had her fans at the ready. As the fight commenced, senbon, Kunai, and puppet parts were scattered all around the two puppeteers. One panting, the other scowling, red eyes met red eyes.

"Wow To-San, you're really good." Chi praised, as she pulled out a very intricately adorned scroll. It was red, with gold filigree and blue patterns.

"As are you." Sasori replied as he pulled out a black scroll, with red and gold filigree. The two performed the summoning jutsu, and as the smoke cleared two puppets became visible. Chi's was a woman, her eyes were light blue, and looked sad. The hair was light brown, and her features looked like Chi's. The puppet was dressed in long black, funeral Kimono, and what appeared to tears, were painted on the face. Sasori had summoned a male puppet. The eyes were gold, and the hair was black, put p in a short hightail. This puppet wore a black robe, and had lines from the edge of the eyes, to the hair line.

"Keifu?"

"Nana?"

A/N: I know I suck. XD any way, I thought that was a good place to end this chapter so there ya go.

Pein: World Domination, MWUAHAHAHAHA!

Me: You're evil.

Pein: Thank you.

Me: not you. Emily, she's eating milk and my favorite cookies. But she won't give me any.

Pein: DUDE! That's evil!

Me: in the bad way not the good way!