Dear Santa,
Iﾒve had a good long talk with my daddyﾒs lawyers, and they want you to know that youﾒll be hearing from them first thing on the 26th if you dare to put me on the naughty list again! If you read the attached forms Iﾒm sure youﾒll see just how sued youﾒll be if you even think about trying it; Iﾒm a minor child and canﾒt be held accountable for my actions!
So Iﾒd better find something under my Christmas tree that will let me beat all the Powerpuff Girls this year! Iﾒm not asking for much, Santa, just this one little tiny present; something thatﾒll let me scream louder than Bubbles, breathe colder than Blossom, and do something even weirder with my tongue than curling it! Thatﾒs right, I donﾒt just want to beat them, I want to beat them with their own special abilities! Theyﾒll have to let me into their stupid little superhero club then. I mean how dumb would you have to be to turn down somebody who beat them at all the things theyﾒre best at?
And do you know what will happen then, Santa? Iﾒll tell them no! I wonﾒt be a Powerpuff Girl even if they get down on their hands and knees and beg me, that ship has totally sailed and itﾒs all their own faults for turning me down so many times. Weﾒll see how they like it when someone doesnﾒt want to hang out with them!
Youﾒd better make this happen, Santa. Just remember whatﾒs waiting for you if you donﾒt!
From the best girl in the world who totally deserves everything sheﾒs asking for, Princess Morbucks