Suki: HELLO~ Welcome to the first chapter of…~
*fireworks explode into letters* KYUUKETSUKI DRABBLES!
Yuuki: This first chapter is going to be a bit different than the usual, not all of them will be though. AND because at the moment, Matt's winning the Poll on our page, this chapter is…dedicated to him… *smiles forcibly* hurray…?
Suki: enjoy!
XXXDrabble 1: Matt meets Matt
In one of those TV studios, the camera man holds up three fingers, then two, and finally 1. The lights flash on as the camera starts, shinning on the couch. Two young girls sit there, one a blonde the other with dark hair. The former gives thumbs up to the camera.
"Hello, Fanfictioooon!" She gestures to her companion and herself, "Yuuki and Suki here~" Yuuki holds up a crimson envelope, "In this envelope, we hold the name of today's guests! And even we don't know who it's going to be yet!"
"So, live from Kyuuketsuki Productions, I hold the magical scissors that will reveal who it is to all!" Suki laughed darkly as she snipped the said utensil in the air. Yuuki quickly took them from her, "Okay, who gave her the scissors?!" From the back, a wind-chime laugh echoes.
She shudders, "Uh…never mind. Just open the envelope." The blonde quickly tears into the scarlet paper, pulling out a smaller white card. She shows it to the audience without reading it, "Oi, drag this wimp out here!" The rather overweight guard nods, hurriedly running to the back.
"So, while we wait for that, let's also invite a dear, dear friend of ours out from the audience!" Suki jumps out into the stands.
There are cat noises, and loud bangs before she finally emerges, dragging a raven-haired boy along with her. She seats him in between herself and Yuuki. The boy rubs his cheek, "How cruel." Suki grins, "Nice to see you, too, Matthew~" Matt opens his mouth to reply but is interrupted as the overweight guard comes back, a black body bag over his shoulder.
The man opens the bag and allows the contents to fall in a heap on the last space on the couch before running away. Suki grins wider as the other three stare at each other, "Well, Yuuki, Matt, say hello to Matt Koumori!" Two pairs of golden eyes blink, one sightless the other not.
Yuuki grabs the blonde's arm, dragging her away for a moment, "Suki, what is that!?" She points to the two boys. Suki gives her a 'duh' face, "Well, I was going to make myself meet me, but the vampire sees the future and escaped. Then it was going to be Yuuki meets Yuuki, but you died, so that wouldn't work."
"Oh, that explains everything!" She hissed sarcastically as they stomped back to the couch. When they sat back down, the Matts were engaged in a staring contest. For sake of less confusion, the Kyuuketsuki Matt will from now on be referred to as Koumori, his last name. We can't give the world our real last names, ya know?
Yuuki pulled Matt's ear, causing him to blink and therefore lose, "Ow!"
Suki nodded once, "Okay! Now is when the real fun starts! We have gathered here today to discuss a very important issue!" The camera zoomed in on her blue eyes as she cocked an eyebrow up, "Which Matt…is the better Matt?!"
The audience 'Ooh'd and 'Ah'd, as the said boys merely blinked in synch. The blonde continued, a pleased grin on her face, "Yes, they will take part in a series of tests and competitions. And then we will vote on the better of the two! The results shall be announced at the beginning of the next show!"
An evil smile fought its way onto Koumori's lips, "Mm…and what does the winner get?" She hid her mouth with a hand, "Kukuku, excellent question! The winner gets to eat the loser!" Matt's lip twitched, "Hahaha…whut?" Yuuki shook her head, "What she meant to say, was that the loser is fed to the fangirls."
"Fangirls?" Both blinked again, perfectly synched.
"Yup. What girl wouldn't like" – an evil grin – "a Fox-fur coat? Or we could just dye your hair blue, get you some blue contacts and a school uniform. You could probably pass as Ikuto." She shrugged. Suki giggled hysterically, "Let the games begin!"
The lights shut off. There were shuffling and banging noises before the room lit up again.
There was a track running the length of the stage, which was a pretty long stage. A huge digital clock hung from the wall above it. The couch was gone and Yuuki and Suki were sitting on a small balcony near the clock. Matt and Koumori stood awkwardly at the beginning of the track. Somehow, they were each wearing the school P.E. uniform from each of their respective schools. Black shorts and a short-sleeved white tee-shirt for Matt, dark blue shorts and a white shirt with a small pocket for Koumori.
"When did this happen…?" They muttered, still very much at sync.
"The first competition is a race!" Suki yelled, a microphone in hand. Matt raised a fist at her, "Hey, that's not fair!" Yuuki stuck her tongue out, pulling her bottom eyelid down with a finger, "Meh, wimp!" The blonde laughed, "C'mon, you got 6 minutes 57 seconds on the Mile! That's the fastest in the class and the grade!"
Yuuki continued making faces as Amu appeared on the stage, holding one of those guns with the cork at the top. She wore her school uniform, looking like she'd rather be anywhere else than there, "Yeah, this track is somehow half a mile long. The timer's gonna go off as soon as I hit the trigger. First to get to the end wins. Yada, yada….Go." A harsh pop sounded as she pulled the trigger, seconds already ticking by on the clock.
Despite their earlier protests, the Matts ran on, feet pounding on the ground. At around two minutes, both crossed the finish line. Koumori crossed his arms, yawning in boredom while Matt tossed himself at the ground, gasping in air. Suki threw some confetti, "Whoo! Wasn't that fun?!"
"No, not really." They muttered. Yuuki dropped a bucket full of water on their heads, "Hmph, cool yourselves off." Amu handed them a bottle of water and a bottle of Blood Tablet Drink as the track and clock magically disappeared.
A huge screen replaced the clock, black at the moment. Suki twirled her microphone, "Okay! The next test is…dancing!" Matt pouted, "Ehhhh?" She giggled in excitement, "Well, we'll put on a dance version of a song, let you guys watch it once. Then see how well you can remember it~"
A few minutes later, filled with complaints and music, the two boys came back onstage. They still wore their gym uniforms, standing with their backs to the screen. Yuuki flicked on a remote and DBSK filled the screen. The audience whooped as Mirotic started playing.
The Matts began dancing reluctantly, having remembered the dance almost perfectly. Because they have perfect memory? Or…because they were forced to watch millions of Asian music videos for hours with our hosts? Hmm…
Suki smothered her giggling with a pop tart. Was that a wrong direction she saw?
As the song ended and the fans exploded into cheers, she finished her pop tart. Yuuki clapped her hands and the room went silent, "Okay, we'll give you guys a break." The couch popped back into existence, Yuuki and Suki sitting on it. Koumori sat on the armrest as Matt dragged himself over, lying on the ground in front of it.
Suki nibbled on another Pop Tart, "Now you have to answer a bunch of questions! We have a whole box of them!" Yuuki shook her head disapprovingly as she was handed the box, "Honestly, what do people see in him?" She took out a note card, "What would you do if I was in a burning building and you were the only one who could save me? – Lil." Koumori took a rose out from nowhere, twirling it around in his fingers, "Come in to rescue you, of course." Matt rolled his eyes, "Laugh and say burn, bitch, burn."
"Will you marry me? – Anonymous." Koumori brushed the rose across his lips, "Hmm…Sorry, no." Matt sat up, "What the hell?! Do you even know us?!" Suki pulled out a piece of paper and watched as it unrolled, falling to the ground, "Wow this is long…"
"What do you think of Nagihiko?"
Koumori: Good kid
Matt: think of who now?
"Do you like Amu?"
Koumori: Heheheh *grins* do I?
Matt: …whaaaaaaaaaaaat?
"Do you like Ikuto?"
Koumori: *chokes on drink* EWWWWW
Matt: T_T do you have issues?
"Do you like me?"
Koumori: Sure
Matt: Whatever
"Do you secretly think that you're the sexiest person to ever walk the Earth?"
Koumori: No D:
Matt: Do you secretly think that I'm the sexiest person to ever walk the Earth?
"Do you write poetry?"
Koumori: Nope
Matt: No
"Do you write poetry about Nagihiko?"
Koumori: Read my lips, I'll give you some tips, N-O. There, there's your poem
Matt: Huh?
"Do you write poetry about Amu?"
Koumori: NO
Matt: Why do you assume I write poetry?
"Do you have dreams about Yuuki?"
Koumori: I don't dream
Matt: … -A- Yes, in which I squish her with a fly swatter
"Are you a virgin?"
Koumori: That is none of your business!
Matt: *dead*
"Do you have a secret fetish?"
Koumori, Matt: Do I have a what now?
"Do you think I'm invading your privacy?"
Koumori: *facepalms*
Matt: Yes uh freaking duh!
"What did you eat for breakfast?"
Koumori: Hmm…Shii-san, actually… O_O I-I mean, a deer!
Matt: I didn't eat breakfast
Suki stuffed the papers back into the box, "And, we're out of time!" Yuuki's eyebrow arched up, "You…didn't eat breakfast?" Matt shrugged, "Wasn't hungry." She snorted softly, "Emo kid." He pouted, "Nu-uh." Suki pointed to the camera, "So, readers, vote on your favorite Matt! Leave a review with who your choice is and why! The results shall be put up at the beginning of our next show! ARIGATOU!"
TBC…
Yuuki: Yeah…Um, the rest of the chapters aren't gonna be like that, with the whole TV host thing…
Suki: XD Ne, Yuuki, were you the anonymous question?
Yuuki: no TAT
Matt: *died on couch, cause we actually made him run a half-mile in under two minutes (well, a bit over a half-mile XD)*
Amu: how come I disappear in the middle of it?
Suki: because this chapter isn't about you D:
Yuuki: anyways, don't forget to leave your vote in your review! You only have until the next update! And feel free to request a drabble, we'll see what we can do with it! ;)
Everyone: ARIGATOU!
Next Time- Amuto Fluff! Let's take a look at some of the other things Amu and Ikuto did at that amusement park!