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Chapter 4

The My Immortal readings have become popular. The group was looking forward to hearing more of the story. This popularity was not caused by how good the story is however, but it's notoriety is given for how bad it is. Harry didn't look too happy as he walked into the common room. Hermione put her hand on Harry's shoulder. He didn't move or say anything. "Harry, I understand that you're upset. But there is probably stuff on everyone in this room."

"Yeah, you're right." Harry said as he sat down in his usual spot.

"Okay, are you guys ready for reading the story?" Everyone cheered. Ron pulled out a scroll and he began to read.

Chapter 7. Bring me 2 life

AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Evony isn't a Marie Sue ok she isn't perfect SHES A SATANITS! n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake!

"Wait, what's a Mary Sue?" Cedric asked.

"It's a character created by an author who has no flaws. She is liked by everyone even if she is a total arse." Hermione said matter-of-factly.

"Oh, does that include Twilight?" Cedric asked her.

"Yes."

"I feel bad for whoever has to play her love interest." Cedric said as he ran a hand through his hair.

"And she worships Satan?" Dean asked as he twitched involuntarily.

"Creepy." Ginny and Luna said together.

Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then…

"Oh no, I feel sorry for Malfoy." Harry said.

"Why feel sorry for that git." Neville said. This caused everyone to look at him in shock. "What? I can be mean too!" Neville snapped back.

We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and startedmaking out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)

"Wait, she's not wearing any underwear?" Fred asked.

"We covered this last time." Cho said.

"Oh yeah."

"Wait, so he stuck his boy's thingy in mine? Doesn't that make it a boy thingie too?" Ginny asked. Everyone started laughing. "Guys, this person is a hermaphrodite!" George said.

"Oh Draco, Draco!" I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco's arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words… Vampire!

"What the heck?" Harry said as he threw out his arms.

I was so angry.

"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

"No! No! But you don't understand!" Draco pleaded. But I knew too much.

"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDs anyway!"

"If a girl said that about me, I would never talk to her again." Harry said.

"If Malfoy has AIDS, does that mean she got it because she had sex with him?" Lee Jordan asked. Fred gave him a high five.

I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire's classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.

"VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled.

"I don't care how much I like a girl. I'm not running around so everyone can see me naked." Zacharias said. Everyone just stared at him.

"So it's Vampire's classroom?" Marietta asked.

"Maybe they're in Professor Snape's classroom?"

"She better be glad I wasn't there." Harry said. "I would kick her ass."

"But Harry, she's a girl." Cho said.

"No, she's a hermaphrodite."

Chapter 8.

AN: stop flassing ok! if u do den u r a prep!

"Stop flossing? Okay, then I'll be able to get cavities!" Hannah said.

Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.

"Ebony, it's not what you think!" Draco screamed sadly.

"I hope Snape fries him!" Ernie said.

My friend B'loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. )

"Yes, I'm not the only one who is being written about!" Harry said as he did an air punch. Hermione shook her head. "So I was kidnapped. Who kidnapped me?" Hermione asked.

"The boogeyman?" Ron asked. Everyone laughed. "You're in Slytherin now!" Harry said. She shook her head. "Oh, and I so do NOT do the Satanist thing." She said as she whipped a hand through her hair.

"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.

"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!" I shouted at him.

Everyone gasped.

I don't know why Ebony was so mad at me. I had went out with Vampire (I'm bi and so is Ebony) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)

"I think Snape is my hero now." Justin said. Everyone gave him a weird face. "What? Whoever tells this person off is good in my book."

"Eww, I would never go out with Malfoy." Harry said.

"Does it ever occur to her that tattoos are permanent?" Hermione asked.

"Wait, so is Malfoy talking here or this Ebony person?" Cho asked.

"I would go out with this Britney chick over Malfoy any day." Harry said.

"But I'm not going out with Draco anymore!" said Vampire.

"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears.

"I'm surprised Snape didn't take a 1,000 points from Slytherin for this." Lee wondered.

"Why would he take points from his own house?" Lavender asked.

"Knowing him, he would take off from Gryffindor." Seamus said. Hermione pulled out a dictionary and was laughing her butt off. Everyone looked at her curiously. "Guys you need to hear this." She said as she tried in vain to suppress her giggles. "Virility is the state or quality of being virile; manly character, vigor, or spirit; masculinity." The room was filled with laughter."So she lost her masculinity. And now that she's crying she gets boobs?" Ron asked. He got a high five from Harry. Neville poked his head outside of the common room and ran back in. "Guys, McGonagall's three floors down. You guys have to go." Everyone left the common room to go back to their bedrooms.

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