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Ch 5

The group had reformed for their little reading. Ron sat on the sofa, and he held the parchment. Harry sat beside Ron, and Hermione sat next to him. "So, let's sum this up." He said as he looked at Hermione. "I go by the name 'Vampire'," he said putting quotes around the word Vampire. "I was seeing Malfoy," he said as he grimaced, "and I dumped him."

"Okay, my turn," Hermione said as she looked at Harry, "My name is Bloody Mary Smith. I was kidnapped when I was born. Voldemort killed my mom, and my dad committed suicide. I still don't know who's taking care of me. I'm a Satanist so I'm in Slytherin now." She said as she looked at Ron. Ron cleared his throat. "Okay, are you guys ready?" The answer was unanimous, yes. He looked at the parchment and started reading.

Chapter 9.

AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn red all da boox! dis is frum da movie ok so itz nut my folt if dumbeldor swers! besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson snap dosent lik harry now is coz hes christian and vampire is a satanist! MCR ROX!

"I don't think any of this stuff happened in the movie." Dean said.

"And Dumbledore never swears, even if he does have a headache." Lee Jordan said.

"And I don't think that Snape cares what religion I am; he's still going to hate me." Harry said coolly. Ron gave him a high five.

I was so mad and sad. I couldn't believe Draco for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Draco.

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn't have a nose (basically like Voldemort in the movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't gothic. It was… Voldemort!

"So she was on top of the tree?" Cho said as she put her hands together.

"Okay, if it looks like Voldemort, I'm pretty sure that it is Voldemort." Hermione said. Everyone looked up at her in fear. "What? Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself."

"So, he's not a person. He's just a…thing?" Fred asked.

"Nice one, Fred!" George said as they gave each other high fives.

"No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted "Imperius!" and I couldn't run away.

"Crookshanks!" I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped.

"Ebony." he yelled. "Thou must kill Vampire Potter!"

"Last time I checked, you're supposed to say imperio." Cedric Diggory said.

"What's imperio?" Neville asked.

"It's one of the Three Unforgivable Curses. The imperius curse, which is said as imperio, is used to control someone's mind and actions. The second one is the cruciatus curse. It is said as crucio, and is used to torture people. The last one is avada kedavra, and that is used to kill someone."

"Wait," Ron said as he pulled the parchment away from him and then moved it back towards him, "Crookshanks? That's Hermione's bloody cat."

"So?" Hermione said in retort.

"Wait, is she using that as a curse, or what? I don't think Crookshanks would hang around her."

"If she was under the imperius curse, she couldn't do anything to He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named." Fred said.

"And last time I checked, Voldemort never spoke like that." Harry said.

I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Draco had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?

"No, Voldemort!" I shouted back.

Voldemort gave me a gun. "No! Please!" I begged.

"Thou must!" he yelled. "If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!"

"How did you know?" I asked in a surprised way.

"Oh my God, this girl is an idiot." Seamus said.

"Well, tattoos are difficult to remove." Justin said.

"Why would he have a gun? I wouldn't think he would have anything related to the muggle world." Zacharias said.

"And again, what's up with the old English?" Ernie asked.

Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. "I hath telekinesis." he answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!" he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.

I was so scared and mad I didn't know what to do. Suddenly Draco came into the woods.

"Draco!" I said. "Hi!"

"Hi." he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.

"Are you okay?" I asked.

"No." he answered.

"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me." I expelled.

"That's okay." he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out.

"Telekinesis is when you move things with your mind, not read them." Hannah said.

"I'm sorry, but Malfoy is acting like a wimp." Ginny said.

"Why do you say that, Ginny?" Luna asked.

"Well, if that girl didn't give him the time of day before, then why is he looking for her now?"

"Okay you guys, I'm going to start on Chapter 10,"Ron said as he went to the next parchment.

Chapter 10.

AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!

"I'm muggle born, I'm not a vampire." Hermione said, "And I'm still a Gryffindor." She said.

I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not.

"So, I'm Diabolo now?" Ron asked in shock.

"Oh come on Ron, you didn't expect them to write bad about Hermione and I, and you wouldn't be written about?" Harry asked.

"I was hoping." He said.

"So Hagrid's in a band?" Ginny asked.

"Why would he hang with the likes of him?" Harry asked.

"So she can't spell cross, but she's okay with spelling steak?" Cedric asked.

"No, you're a slut, and everyone knows it." Dean said. Everyone laughed.

We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.

"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice.

"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears.
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall.

"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?)

"There's no reason to be hostile," Marietta said.

"I thought that Voldemort wanted to kill me himself," Harry said.

"This girl is crazy, Harry. Everyone in this room knows it." Cho said.

"Finally, Malfoy says what everyone in this room thinks!" Seamus said.

I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.

We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.

"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists."

"Wait a minute," Hannah said, "Earlier in the chapter she said the only way they could die is by a cross or a steak, and that they couldn't die by slitting their wrists. But now, he died by slitting his wrists. What's the dealio?"

"Nothing this girl says makes sense, Hannah." Ernie said as he put a hand on her shoulder. "Hey guys!" Neville said as he came back from the portrait, "McGonagall is on the fourth floor. All the Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws need to get out. You guys know how she feels about other houses being in our common room!" Everyone ran out besides the Gryffindors. "Well, that was interesting, Diabolo." George said as he snickered.

"My name is Ron!" He exclaimed as he threw his arms in the air. "Well, you're not alone. Your friends are Vampire and Bloody Mary."

"I'm Hermione and he's Harry!" She said first pointing to herself and then to Harry. "Whatever floats your boat." Fred said as they both went to their rooms.

"Hopefully tomorrow won't be so bad." Harry said.

"It's going to get worse, trust me." Ron said.

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