Mini Asian people apocalypse!
"What do you think that they are eating?" asked Tom.
"I think," replied Alex squinting hardly trying to get a better look at what they were roasting on the fire, "it might be people!" he gasped shocked.
The two boys lapsed into silence listening to the muffled voices of the many mini Asian men*. Focusing on the two manning the fire they watched one have a taste test. After throuerly savouring his bite he declared in his very squeaky Asian accent "Mmmm, this tastes like chicken! We should have human more often!"
Many of the Asians carried bows and arrows and often used each other for target practice when they got bored.
The small Asian men were planning to take over the world using their first born children as live sacrifices. With the sacrificed children the used the remains to make deadly poisons that could wipe out an army of giant spiders.
Together Alex and Tom declared that together they would destroy the man eating Asians.
Jumping up the boys ran into the middle of the minicamp letting out a mighty warrior call as they ran.
Flaming arrows came flying from every direction towards them only to miss and hit their own tents causing them to burst into flames. An Asian approached the boys with a lance gripped in his small hand. Alex dodged the attack and Tom punched the Asian's lights out. Tom swiftly caught the lance in mid-air while the Asian attempted to hit him with it. The Asian was then kicked in the face by Alex, who wanted revenge for the attempted attack earlier.
Swiftly the two friends took out all but the two Asians who had stood by the fire making sure that the human did not burn and was well seasoned.
Slowly the remaining Asians and the two boys circled each other until they were all dizzy. Then all of a sudden they all broke into song and dance to the song 'Amish paradise' by Weird Al Yankouich.
Alex and the first Asian were breakdancing to the right of the fire while Tom was singing lead (using the lance as a microphone) and the other Asian strumming the guitar to the left. ~~ imagine them doing an epic show while singing that song I am too lazy to write it out~~
Once finished they all bowed and walked off the stage and gave each other hi-fives at a job well done.
This story is dedicated to my lovely little cuzzy *cough*not*cough* Isaac who gave me the idea for the story and helped me write this master piece. :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
*I do not own these mini Asian dudes, Narnia dose!
nor do i own Alex Rider.