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Ch 7

The group had returned to the Gryffindor common room. Ron, once again, was sitting on the couch. Hermione now had decided to sit next to Ron instead of on the floor. Harry had sat on the floor in front of Hermione, but he was facing Ron. Colin Creevey was sitting by Harry, and was trying his best to take a picture and get Harry to autograph it. Harry, however, was ignoring him. All he wanted was for Colin to find something else to do. But alas, his futile attempts wouldn't waver. "Hey everybody," Ron said. No one heard him over the garrulous chatter. "Hey everyone!" Ron said a little louder. Ginny, who had heard Ron's pleas for everyone to shut up stood up from her place on the ground. She whistled and said, "Hey everyone! Ron is ready!" Ron gave her a questioning look, and she shrugged. She sat next to Luna who asked, "How'd you do that?"

"When you have six older brothers, it's a necessary skill to learn." Luna nodded and she turned to Ron. "Okay everyone, I'm ready, are you guys?" Everyone sat in silence, and that triggered Ron to start reading.

Chapter 13.

AN: raven fangz 4 gelpin me agen im sory ah tok ur postr of gerard but dat guy is such a fokin sexbom! PREPZ STOP FLAMIGNG!

Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Dumbledore. We were so scared.

"Dumbledore Dumblydore!" we both yelled. Dumbledore came there.

"What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?" he asked angrily.

"Volsemort has Draco!" we shouted at the same time.

He laughed in an evil voice.

"No! Don't! We need to save Draco!" we begged.

"No." he said meanly. "I don't give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebony." he said while he frowned looking at me. "Besides I never liked him that much anyway." then he walked away. Vampire started crying. "My Draco!" he moaned. (AN: don't u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!)

"You know, I really like Dumbledore now," Fred said, "How about you George?"

"He is what makes this story entertaining," George said.

"Indeed," Fred said.

"That is disgusting," Harry said.

"I think that Harry has a crush on Malfoy!" Seamus shouted. "No I don't!" Harry replied.

"Its okay!" I tried to tell him but that didn't stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm. "I had an idea!" he exclaimed.

"What?" I asked him.

"You'll see." he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then… suddenly we were in Voldemprt's lair!

We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. "Allah Kedavra!"
It was….. Voldemort

"That is…weird." Cho said.

"Why did Harry have to pull his wand out to apparate? Couldn't he just do it?" Marietta asked.

"This story makes absolutely no sense!" Hermione said.

"Marietta, that is so wrong? Just do it?" Zacharias asked and all the boys laughed. Marietta scoffed, and then the laughter stopped. "Now, on to the next chapter," Ron said.

Chapter 14.

AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!

"You know… that wasn't unexpected," Cedric said, "it's sad to say, but that's the truth."

"How could she get ten good reviews for this?" Lavender Brown asked, "this fanfiction is absolutely horrifying."

"Nothing makes sense, nothing makes sense," Neville chanted this mantra over and over again as he held his head in between his knees.

WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.

We ran to where Volcemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Draco was there crying tears of blood. Snaketail was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.

"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "." he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)

"Huh?" I asked.
"Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?" asked Snaketail. I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.

"Wait, Cedric died. Where did this come from?" Katie Bell asked.

"Who the heck is Snaketail?" Angelina Johnson asked. Harry had pulled out his map, and he said, "Hey, one of the people on the map is named Wormtail, do you think it's the same person?" Harry said as he looked at Hermione. "Possibly," she replied.

"Why is it that every single person falls in love with Ebony? She sounds so stupid?" Lee Jordan asked.

"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.

"Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Then… he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.

"What's wrong honey?" asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.

"Its so unfair!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B'loody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything."

"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts." answered Draco.

"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away.

"She killed someone, and then she started crying? The hell is this?" Dean Thomas asked.

"I didn't know that You-Know-Who liked to dress in drag in his spare time," George stated.

"Well, there's a lot of things I don't know about that guy… but that is one thing I could have lived my life without knowing," Fred said.

"Where the bloody hell did Malfoy come from? He wasn't there two seconds ago, and then they were about to get it on?" Ron asked as he looked at the parchment.

"Okay, even she thinks that everyone liking her is weird. That's when you know that everything is wacked up." Lee Jordan said.

"But then again, she was flattered by it. I would hate to be with a girl like her, she has terrible mood swings," Seamus said.

"She was the one that tried to have sex with Vampire," Colin Creevy said.

"So she believes that Satan is God now?" Luna asked.

"No matter what sweetheart, you're never going to be normal. You might as well just accept it now," Lavender said.

"You would have sympathy for that freak?" Zacharias asked.

"Why, she is a person like everyone else," Lavender suggested.

"Yeah, but she's insensitive to everyone around her, always jumps to conclusions, and doesn't have sympathy for anybody," Zacharias shot back.

"But that means that she's a normal person!" Lavender shouted.

""No, no it doesn't," Seamus said.

"Hey guys, y'all have to go," Ron said, "I have to write a fifteen foot essay on how to properly create a dreamless sleep draught, and how to know whether or not I did it right so it doesn't kill anybody."

Everyone but the Gryffindors left. The rest of them went to their rooms, except for Ron, Hermione and Harry. "Snape bloody hates me, he's out to get me," Ron said as he winced as he looked at his potions textbook.

"Not as much as me," Harry said, "twenty-five feet on potion procedures, everything you have to write, and why I didn't do it correctly and it turned purple instead of the correct color."

"Dang, he really is out to get you Harry," Hermione said as she ran her fingers through her hair.

"You can say that again," Harry said.

"He's out to get you Harry," Ron said.

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