The story starts when it was hot and it was summer
And, I had it all; I had him right there where I wanted him
She came along, got him alone, and let's hear the applause
She took him faster than you can say sabotage

Don't you just hate it when you know something is wrong but you're kind of afraid to face it head on? Like when you give your boyfriend a kiss and he's just not putting effort into it, and you just know something is wrong…hence Ted and Maryse. Ted was my wonderful boyfriend of about five months, not that long but he was still wonderful. Going back to the kiss thing, I gave Ted a kiss and he just wasn't behind it, so I asked him what was up. Maryse was what was up…he dumped me for her right there and then…

I never saw it coming, wouldn't have suspected it
I underestimated just who I was dealing with
She had to know the pain was beating on me like a drum
She underestimated just who she was stealing from

I seriously never saw it coming to be honest, I thought we were happy together but I guess the rumors about her were true and I just underestimated her and what she would really do to get the guy she wanted. But I don't think she knows two can play at that game…her boyfriend Randy Orton. Yeah that's right, she's cheating on her boyfriend with MY ex. Orton is perfect too, he's the quarterback for our football team and he could do so much better than her…

She's not a saint and she's not what you think
She's an actress, Whoa
She's better known for the things that she does
on the mattress, Whoa

I felt bad for Randy today but hey again two can play at this game. I told him I needed help with my math homework so he told me he could help me after school but he has to run it past Maryse first to make sure they're not doing anything…I already know they're not since she's with Ted…

Soon she's gonna find
Stealing other people's toys on the playground
Won't make you many friends
She should keep in mind,
She should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge

So after school Randy was helping me with the math I needed "help" with since Maryse had to cancel her plans to "help her mom out around the house" soon she's going to find out stealing things from other people isn't going to get her far. So I did the only thing I knew how to do, I kissed Randy, and the crazy thing was he kissed back!

She lives her life like it's a party and she's on the list
She looks at me like I'm a trend and she's so over it
I think her ever present frown is a little troubling
And, she thinks I'm psycho
cause I like to rhyme her name with things

So its official I did something just as good as Maryse can. Randy broke up with her today and for me! I don't think she likes me too much now…haha not like she ever did like me! I think she thinks I'm a little psycho…

Sophistication isn't what you wear, or who you know
or pushing people down to get you where you wanna go
Oh they didn't teach you that in prep school
So it's up to me
But no amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity

She thinks she can just walk all over people just to get what, or who she wants but I think she knows she doesn't have much respect just by what she wears or who she's dating at the moment.

She's not a saint and she's not what you think
She's an actress, Whoa
She's better known for the things that she does
on the mattress, Whoa

Funniest thing happened though, Ted broke up with Maryse cuz I guess she was going behind his back for the new boy John Cena…

Stealing other people's toys on the playground
Won't make you many friends
She should keep in mind,
She should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge

So obviously Cena had a girlfriend and key word HAD. She heard I got revenge on her when she took Ted and she got a hold of me asking me to help her…

I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at honey
You might have him, but haven't you heard
I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at honey
You might have him, but I always get the last word
Whoa

She's always rolling her eyes at me now, guess she heard I'm trying to help Kelly out who is Cena's ex. But I still don't think she knows who she's dealing with!

And do you still feel like you know what you're doing,
Cause I don't think you do, Oh
Do you still feel like you know what you're doing
I don't think you do, I don't think you do
Let's hear the applause

So, I guess this is how the story ends. John broke up with her to get back with Kelly, so she tried to get someone else's boyfriend but now it's just not working out that well…I don't think she even knows what she's doing anymore…

C'mon show me how much better you are
See you deserve some applause
Cause you're so much better
She took him faster than you can say sabotage