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Ch 8

Everyone had returned from classes, and were now nestled in the comfort of the Gryffindor common room. Ron, once again, was sitting on the couch. Hermione and Harry were sitting at his feet, and the rest of the group was spread around the couches.

"Are you guys ready for the next reading, you guys?" Ron asked as he looked up at the group. Everyone stayed silent, but they were staring at him.

"Okay, I'll start reading," Ron said as he looked back down at the parchment.

Chapter 15.

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"Isn't she being just a tad overdramatic," Cho asked.

"Sadly, for her, this sounds like her being normal," Marietta said.

"From the look of things, I would not be shocked if she was dead by now," Seamus said.

"Ebony Ebony!" shouted Draco sadly. "No, please, come back!"

But I was too mad.

"Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Vampire!" I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Draco and Vampire. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.

"I don't know why Malfoy wastes his time on this girl," Ginny said.

"I would prefer it if Malfoy would not follow her advice," Harry said as he grimaced.

"So she slit her wrists, then drank her blood?" George asked.

"Apparently so, yuck!" Fred said.

"And since when does Hogwarts have a biology class?" Katie Bell asked.

"We have charms, defense against the dark arts, herbology, potions, arithmancy, history of magic, transfiguration, divination, flying classes for first years, care of magical creatures, ancient runes, muggle studies, apparition, and astronomy. But there's nothing about a biology class," Angelina said.

"Well Angelina, you sure know all the classes here at Hogwarts!" Fred exclaimed. Angelina blushed.

"Well, yeah, I guess," Angelina replied.

I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I put my ebony black hair out. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly the guitar turned to Draco!

"Enoby I love you!" he shouted sadly. "I dnot care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!." Then…. he started to sing "Da Chronicles of Life and Death" (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when Joel was singing it) right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexxy like a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson(AN: don't u fink dos guyz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk out od hr!) .

"OMFG." I said after he was finished. Some fucking preps stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Draco's now) at them. "I love you!" I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and CMM in a Cinderella Story. Then we went away holding hands. Loopin shouted at us but he stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether. Then I saw a poster saying that MCR would have a concert in Hogsmede right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether.

"Okay, Ebony freaks out, and Malfoy acts as if she's just as important as Merlin," Lee Jordan said.

"If I got a knut for every time one of them said fuck I would be one rich…" George, Fred, and Ron turned to look at her with a glare. Ginny's eyes grew wide.

"I was going to say witch! What did you think I was going to say you three?"

"I can think of some ideas," Ron said.

"And what did Hilary Duff ever do to her? I mean, not that I know her or anything," Neville said.

"And why would Professor Lupin yell at them, he seems so nice," Hannah said.

"Oh look, another Hogsmeade concert, even though Hogsmeade does not have any muggles residing there, they still have the urge to host a muggle band concert," Seamus said. Ron looked at the group.

"Are you guys ready for the next chapter?" Ron asked.

"Yeah, as long as it is not about me dressed in a princess fairy costume chasing Malfoy around screaming how much I want him to fuck me, then yeah, I'm ready," Harry said. Everyone in the common room looked at him as if he just said that Sirius Black is innocent and that Peter Pettigrew was the bad guy.

"What?" Harry exclaimed, as he looked at all the shocked faces.

"Dude, just, wow," Ernie said.

"What this person would write something like that in this story," Harry said.

"I would not put that person past writing something so crazy," Luna said.

"Okay, now for the next chapter,"

Chapter 16.

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"You know what, my IQ just dropped ten points for trying to read this," Ron said.

"I think every one of us have lost twenty points from just listening to the last chapter, Ron," Hermione replied.

We ran happily to Hogsmede. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly. MCR were there playing 'Helena'. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Draco thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn't matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Draco was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn't them at all. It was.,….. Volsemort and da Death Dealers!

"Girl, if your man was getting an erection, and it was not because of you, I would be a little worried if I were you," Zacharias said.

"Okay, why would any muggle band play in Hogsmeade? They do not even know that the city exists," Alicia said.

"I'm sorry, but there is something fishy when a muggle band plays in a wizarding town. How did I see this coming?" Dean Thomas asked.

"Wtf Draco im not going to a concert wid u!" I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them"

"What cause we…you know…" he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don't like to talk a bout you-know-what.

"Yeah cause we you know!" I yielded in an angry voice.

"We won't do that again." Draco promised. "This time, we're going with an ESCORT."

"OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?" I asked. "So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?"

"NO." he muttered loudly.

"R u becoming a prep or what?" I shootd angrily.

"Enoby! I'm not! Pls come with me!" He fell down to his knees and started singing 'Da world is black' by GC to me.

I was flattened cause that's not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!

"OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.

B'loody Mary was standing there. "Hajimemashite gurl." she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz 'how do u do' in japanese). "BTW Willow that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math." (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!)

"But you're already at the concert," Terry Boot said.

"This girl is crazy," Padma said.

"Okay, one Malfoy needs to leave this girl. And two, no one mutters loudly," Parvarti said.

"So the surprise of him singing the lyrics was such a load it flattened her to the ground?" George asked.

"Nice one Forge," Fred said.

"Thank you Gred," George said.

"Why am I even in her room? And I do not talk like that. And the closest thing to math at Hogwarts is Arithmancy." Hermione said.

"It serves that fuking bich right." I laughed angrily.

Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. "Maybe Willow will die too." I said.

"Kawai." B'loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. "Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he's a necphilak."

"Kawai." I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.

"OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with drako tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr." I sed. " I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA."

B'Loody Mairy Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. "Omfg totally lets go shopping."

"In Hot Topic, right?" I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.

"No." My head snaped up.

'WHAT?" my head spuin. I could not believe it. "B'Loody Mary are u a PREP?"

"NOOOO!NOOOO!" She laughed. "I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that's all."

"Hu told u abut them" I askd sure it would be Drako or Diabolo or Vampire(don't even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.

"Dumblydore." She sed. "Let me just call our broms."

"OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?" I asked quietly.

"Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk." She told me. "Come on let's go."

We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. "We only have these for da real goffs."

"Da real goffs?" Me and B'Loody Mary asked.

"Yah u wouldn't believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday loopin and snap tried to buy a goffic camera pouch." He shook his head. "I dint even no they had a camera."

"OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!" I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.

"Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit" The salesperson said.

"Yeah it looks totlly hot." said B'Loody Mary.

"You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?" he asked.

"Yeah I am actually." I looked back at him. "Hey BTW my name's ebondy dark'ness dementia TARA way what's yours?"

"Tom Rid." He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. "maybe I'll see you there tonight."

"Yeah I don't think so cause I am going there with my bf drako you sick perv!" I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. "OMFG EBONDY U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!"

"Okay so Hermione kills the girl, and then Professor Lupin has sex with a corpse. Is there any level this writer will not sink to?" Justin asked.

"How could she have asked quietly when the question was in all capital letters?" Ron asked as he looked at the parchment.

"So the salesperson was hotter than Gerard Way, but wasn't. How is that even possible?" Colin Creevy asked himself.

"Of course Snape and Lupin are going to videotape you again," Cho said sarcastically.

"I just can't get over how close Snape and Lupin are. Snape hates Lupin for no reason. Even more than me," Harry said.

"So her name's Ebondy Dark'ness dementia TARA. What happened to the way?" Cedric asked.

"Tom Rid is the name of the clerk. Isn't that You-Know-Who?" Neville asked.

"Yeah, it is." Ginny said.

"She did not need to freak out on the clerk. She could have said no politely," Neville said.

"Since when does Hagrid fly on a broom?" Lavender asked. Marietta shrugged.

"Hey you guys. We'll meet tomorrow," Ron said as he rolled the parchment up. All the Hufflepuffs and the Ravenclaws left, leaving the Gryffindors in the common room.

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