Congratulations! You are the proud new owner of an exclusive chibi Itachi! You have probably found your chibi Itachi in the pound after another tragic abandonment by the previous owner. This is likely due to an ill aimed fire jutsu or merely because the previous owner hated the Akatsuki. Please note that there are several things you will wish to know before officially introducing yourself to your new chibi Itachi.
Your chibi Itachi will likely come with several personal belongings. These may include an authentic black and red Akatsuki cloak, a scratched headband with the symbol of the Leaf Village, a number of kunai knives, and a necklace with several brass rings. Do not take these away from your chibi Itachi as they will likely have a great deal of meaning attached.
Your exclusive chibi Itachi has probably passed through several owners due to his quiet nature and dark past. Do not be surprised if your chibi Itachi does not warm up to you right away. He is probably waiting to see if you are really intent on letting him stay.
Chibi Itachi is known for his silence. Do not expect your chibi Itachi to keep up much of a conversation. You might hear a great deal of 'hn' or perhaps no reply at all. This does not mean that your chibi Itachi is not listening. It will be important in the first few weeks to let your chibi Itachi know that you care for him and really don't mind that he is an evil genius. Talk to your chibi Itachi if it is comfortable for you. He will not respond a great deal, but he will listen.
Your chibi Itachi may be more withdrawn than normal sometimes. It may be that he is noting a special day or event that is associated with his tragic past. Do not press him for information. Give your chibi Itachi a few days of solitude and let him have his space. If you are curious and cannot rest until your questions are answered, you might try looking it up online or reading the custom owner's manuel for chibi Itachi. (Available at Madarastudios .inc for $5.99.)
Your chibi Itachi will also have a number of special powers. These might include fire jutsu, tsukuyomi, amaterasu, and susanoo. Do not make direct eye contact with your chibi Itachi unless he trusts you implicitly. Even then caution is highly advised. Madarastudios .inc is not responsible for sharingan terrors. Your chibi Itachi will be accustomed to using his clan's fire jutsu. Encourage him to use it to help around the house. Your chibi Itachi will not intentionally destroy anything, but he might be willing to light a few bonfires for you if ask nicely. (Offer to share the marshmallows in exchange for his help. Extra jumbo bags of marshmallows can be purchased from Madarastudious .inc- food-supply for $8.99 each.) Your chibi Itachi will need somewhere to train his abilities. Find a fireproof area that has little community traffic. Warn the neighbors beforehand that a shuriken throwing Akatsuki will be practicing in the back yard.
To help gain your chibi Itachi's trust, you might try offering him some of his favorite foods. You will find that cabbage and onigri with seaweed particularely appeal to your chibi Itachi's taste. On barbeque nights you might want to find an alternative menu for your chibi Itachi, however, as he is not inclined to have a liking for steak. For special outings, try visiting traditional Japanese cafes. Not only will this give your chibi Itachi a glimpse of home, but it will show that you really care about his preferences and hobbies.
Your chibi Itachi may not be too particular about his room location, but be warned ahead of time that he is a very neat individual. Do not clutter his room space with dirty laundry or crinkled pieces of paper. He may become resentful at your lack of concern, which will create a major setback for your attempts to make him feel more at home.
Be very cautious when taking your chibi Itachi to a friend's house. If your friend owns a chibi Sasuke you might find that the two brothers will promptly attempt to kill each other. Dodge any flying fireballs and remove chibi Itachi as soon as possible. Your chibi Itachi might be emotionally stressed afterwards. Give him some time alone. Similar problems could occur if your chibi Itachi is placed in the same room as chibi Orochimaru or any chibi Shinobi. To prevent damage to your friend's house, remove your chibi Itachi from the premises. If one of your friends own a chibi Hinata or a chibi Sakura, they may try to set up a romance between their chibi and your chibi Itachi. This is highly unrecommended unless you wish to have the creators of the Naruto manga banging on your door for spoiling the plotline with a character pairing. Madarastudios .inc is not responsible for any police investigations or arrests that might occur because of this.
Madarastudios .inc is not responsible for any damages that might occur to chibi Itachi or the owner. This includes house fires, loss of limbs, night terrors from tsukuyomi, or the loss or harm of your chibi Itachi. If you are having trouble with your chibi Itachi that is not listed in the information above or you wish to return him, call (899) 787-Madarastudios-Akatsuki.
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Next update might take a bit longer because of school. I'm thinking about Sasori for chapter 3...