Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an exclusive chibi Sasori! This chibi Sasori is one of a kind and cannot be replaced if it is lost, stolen, or damaged. You have probably found your chibi Sasori in a hardware store or an expensive toymaker's shop. Please understand that your chibi Sasori will have special needs and should be properly taken care of. There are several things you will need to know about your new chibi Sasori before you consider an official adoption.
Your chibi Sasori may have been abandoned by a number of owners due to the emotionless state of his inhuman being. You will quickly find that chibi Sasori has no real body of his own. His heart exists in a special cylinder which can be switched between various puppet bodies. This will prove to be an advantage if your chibi Sasori is damaged in the future. Unfortunately, this also means that your chibi Sasori exists in a relatively emotion void state. You may expect some display of feeling from him, namely his increasing agitation if you happen to be trying his ever impatient attitude. Rest assured that this is a part of his peronality and will not likely change. Before you make a commitment to care for a chibi Sasori, consider if you are ready to work with a social resilient individual.
Your chibi Sasori will have a puppet body that may vary in design. You will need to provide the tools and parts to properly maintain your his body. If a part of your chibi Sasori is damaged, you need only provide the pieces for a repair job. It would be advisable for a spare body to be prepared ahead of time in case your chibi Sasori is unable to carry out the repairs himself. If this happens, merely follow the instructions in the owner's manuel for chibi Sasori on the proper procedure for heart transplants. (Available from Madarastudios .inc for $5.99.) Take special to ensure that nothing harms the cylinder containing your chibi Sasori's heart. If this happens your chibi Sasori will be irrepairable. Special coffins can be purchased from Madarastudios. inc for $199.99.
Your chibi Sasori will appreciate having a lot of time to himself. He will need a quiet place to work on his puppet hobby. If you are accustomed to making a lot of noise, you may wish to clear a space in the attic for your chibi Sasori's room. Your chibi Sasori will not mind so long as there are plenty of drawers and compartments in which to keep his tools. Leave your chibi Sasori alone when he is in his room. It is most likely that he will be working on a delicate project and will not wish to be disturbed.
Art is a very important part of your chibi Sasori's life. Be sure to praise your chibi Sasori's puppets and emphasize on the eternal aspect of their beauty. To further show your appreciation, donate a few puppets to a local musuem. Take your chibi Sasori to see them displayed so that he can know that his art will be remembered forever. Place a few of your his puppets around the house and show them off to your friends and neighbors. Your chibi Sasori will deeply appreciate this, even if he does not show it.
Be sure to keep your chibi Sasori wells supplied in his various tools and puppet materials. Let him take as long as he needs to search through a hardware store. Make a day of it! Your chibi Sasori will not need food, but pack yourself a picnic lunch and let him know that you care.
At times your chibi Sasori might come into contact with other chibi Akatsuki. Rest assured that your chibi Sasori is in little danger, but be warned that in the presence of a chibi Deidara, an argument over art may commence. Should this happen, immediately detain chibi Sasori and chibi Deidara and congratulate both of their favored art forms. It is strongly advised to keep your chibi Sasori away from any and all chibi Shinobi. Madarastudios. inc is not responsible for any damage that could be caused to the owner or their property on account of a chibi battle.
Madarastudios .inc is not responsible for any damages that might occur to chibi Sasori or the owner. This includes puppet attacks, emotional trauma on the part of the owner, chibi wars, or the loss or harm of your chibi Sasori. If you wish to return your chibi Sasori or are having trouble that is not listed in the information above, call (899) 787-Madarastudios-Akatsuki.
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Can't... stop... updating! So much for getting extra work done over spring break. Next up is Deidara!