Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a chibi Deidara! You have probably found your chibi Deidara wandering the streets after running away or being abandoned by a cruel and thoughtless owner. Please note that your chibi Deidara has special needs and cannot be treated as an ordinary chibi. It is highly advised that you read this manuel in its entirity before considering an official adoption.
Before adopting your Deidara chibi, it is important to know several things. Your chibi Deidara has probably been kicked out of several homes due to his explosive temper (literally), and most importantly his extra mouths. Your chibi Deidara has an extra mouth on his chest and in each of his hands, which he uses to mold his clay. Most people find this disturbing, especially when shaking hands or during meals. If this becomes a reaccuring problem, try making a pair of special fingerless gloves for this purpose. Emphasize the magnificent uniqueness of the gloves to make it more pleasing for your chibi Deidara to wear them.
Please note that the hand mouths are a part of your chibi Deidara and should not be surgically removed. A number of previous owners have likely attempted such a thing, and your chibi Deidara might run away if he hears any mention of a surgeon. Due to this fact, your chibi Deidara may also have a phobia of telephone calls. Reassure your chibi Deidara that the calls have nothing to do with a doctor.
If there is a need to visit a doctor, prepare your chibi Deidara ahead of time. Be certain he understands that no oral surgery will be involved. See to it that he wear his fingerless gloves to hide his hand mouths. If the doctor asks, tell him or her that the gloves are the latest fashion. With any luck the doctor will believe you. Make sure your chibi Deidara does not injure his hands beforehand, or else the doctor might wish to commence with a further inspection. You may find it neccessary to hide the sealed mouth on your chibi Deidara's chest. Use a little makup to hide the worst. If questions arise, explain that a past surgery was involved after a sports accident. Close your eyes tightly and hope that it works.
Your chibi Deidara will be more accustomed to being mistaken for a child. Although he is approximately nineteen years of age, he might find it amusing to act as a seven year old. Allow your chibi Deidara to act in a frivolous manner. It will do no harm to anyone and may help your Deidara chibi to accustom better to his new home.
When designing the room for your chibi Deidara, try walling off a section and decorating it to resemble a traditional Japanese bedroom. You might try a few decorations and homey touches, but be mindful that pink frilly curtains might attract a few clay bombs. (Madarastudios .inc is not responsible for any damage to windows.)
Note that your chibi Deidara likes to wear his hair long. Do not demand a visit to the barber shop. Keep a variety of shampoos and conditioners for your chibi Deidara to choose from. He will appreciate your willingness to help him care for his hair. On occasion a few people might taunt your chibi Deidara about his hair length, claiming it gives him a feminine appearance. Do not let your chibi Deidara kill them. (Madarastudios .inc is not responsible for any prison fines for rabid chibis.)
Your chibi Deidara will enjoy being able to continue his clay hobby. Do not discourage this love of art in view of its impracticality. Encourage your chibi Deidara to take further classes such as sculpture and ceramics. Help him by purchasing his supplies. You might find yourself moving into a craft store permanently. Find one that sells quality clay of various types. Let your chibi Deidara choose the kind he prefers. Make sure he understands that no exploding clay is available in the store, nor is it permitted in the house. (Exploding clay can be ordered from Madarastudios. inc for $29.95 per twenty-five pound bag.)
Your chibi Deidara will need some time every day to practice his explosions. Take him to a rural beach or abandoned field, and warn the neighbors that their lost dog might be endangered. Depending on city regulations, you might want to get a firearms permit. Life insurance might also come in handy. (Madarastudios .inc is not responsible for any damages caused by misfired explosions.)
Make sure to note your chibi Deidara's birthday on the calendar. This should be easy, as it takes place on a popular celebration day in May. Take your chibi Deidara to a local kiln shop and let him spend the day astounding the master crafters with his talents. Encourage him to glaze his work and challenge chibi Sasori's talent at creating "eternal art." Make sure he takes a break for lunch. Treat him to a resteraunt that serves bakudan, his favorite food. Plan your budget around birthday expenses.
Call first before taking your chibi Deidara to visit a friend. Some chibis may prove to be harmful when placed in the presense of their rivals. Make sure your friend does not own a Sasuke chibi before visiting. If chaos ensues, separate the chibis and remove your chibi Deidara from the premises. Run. Let your friend handle their chibi Sasuke. (Madarastudios .inc is not responsible for any harm that might occur for trying to deal with chibi Sasuke without reading the owner's manuel.) Other dangerous situations involving your chibi Deidara might include contact with chibi Itachi and any chibi Shinobi, particularely chibi Kakashi. In case of emergency, remove your chibi Deidara from the house and refrain from making eye contact with any chibi that has sharingan. (Madarastudios. inc is not responsible for any damage caused to the owner or their property on account of chibi fights.)
Madarastudios .inc is not responsible for any damages involved with chibi Deidara. This includes decimated houses, burnt limbs, exploded pets, accidental wildfires, and dead chibis. If you have further questions that are not mentioned in the owners manuel or would like to return your chibi Deidara, call (899) 787-Madarastudios-Akatsuki.
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