For your information, you have just been selected as the temporary host of chibi Tobi. If you are reading this, then it is likely that chibi Tobi appeared randomly on your doorstep and entered your house without so much as a by-your-leave. Do not discourage the temprary stay of chibi Tobi. Madarastudios .inc is not responsible for the reprucussions of your attempts to evict chibi Tobi. It would be in your wisest interests to read this manuel in its entirety or face the consequences of your ignorance.
Chibi Tobi may have chosen your particular residence for his temporary home for a number of reasons. Do not ask chibi Tobi what those reasons are. If you do ask and he does not answer you, note that you will have been very lucky to have escaped with your life. Understand that if one of your friends happen to own a chibi Naruto or chibi Killer Bee, then whether you want a chibi Akatsuki or not will be irrelevant. When chibi Tobi appears on your doorstep, advise your friend to take a vacation out of state for the next couple of months. Madarastudios .inc is not responsible for your friend's missing chibi should they fail to follow through with this advice.
When chibi Tobi arrives, hold the welcoming party until you see his first reaction to his new caretaker. If he squeals in joy and holds out his arms to you, then he is offering a temporary peace in the house and will cause you no harm. Play along with chibi Tobi's frivolous attitude. Chibi Tobi will likely wish to act like a normal child. Take him to the attic on rainy days and let him play dress-up. Remember that your life is more valuable than your personal dignity. If he asks you to put on a silly hat, do not refuse. When the sun comes out, treat chibi Tobi to an excursion to the local playground. He will laugh and tell you to watch as he plays on the slide and the seesaw. Spin him around on the merry-go-round until he gets dizzy. It is his favorite ride.
If parents feel uncomfortable having an orange masked clown play around their children, tell them it is a new fashion and all children will be wearing them one day. See how many follow your example. If chibi Tobi appears to be playing rough, explain that he is adopted and his harsh early childhood makes him uncontrollable. You might wish to leave for home as quickly as possible.
Chibi Tobi will love all forms of outings. Take him to an ice cream shop. Congratulate his talent at licking a cone despite the orange mask. Help chibi Tobi pick daisies and dandelions in the park. Put them in a vase as soon as you get home. Chibi Tobi will likely sqeal with joy, which means he will not attempt to kill you for the rest of the evening.
When picking media, do not offer children's movies for chibi Tobi to watch. Rent or purchase the Naruto anime series and let him watch as much as he likes. You will probably fall asleep before chibi Tobi finishes the latest anime episode. If he does not speak for the rest of the evening, do not ask what is on his mind. He is likely plotting for the future based on newly gleaned information.
When it comes to chibi Tobi's room, do not concern yourself with finding the perfect accomidations. Chibi Tobi will appreciate having a comfortable plush pillow to curl up on at the front of your bed. Remember, his stay is temporary, and he will not be interested in the semblance of a permanent residence.
Do not, repeat DO NOT attempt to remove chibi Tobi's mask. Madarastudios .inc is not responsible for the gruesome death of caregivers who attempt to remove chibi Tobi's mask.
If chibi Tobi is found wandering the house in the middle of the night, do not ask questions about his purpose. He might order you in a deep voice to return to your room. If this happens, he has switched to his real identity of chibi Madara. Do not disobey chibi Madara. Madarastudios .inc will not be responsible for the consequences of disobeying chibi Madara. Return to your room and wait until chibi Tobi returns as his bubbly self. Do not ask where he was or why his attitude changed.
If, after an incidence like this, your friend's chibi Naruto disappears, do not ask any questions of your chibi Tobi. Offer your condolences to your friend and stay out of the basement for the next three days. If chibi Tobi returns, make no comment. You might want to avoid looking at the moon from now on. (Madarastudios .inc will not be held accountable for the carrying out of the Moon's Eye plan.)
If your friends own other chibi Akatsuki, you might find them congregating in your basement. Do not question their motives or inform your friends of the location of their missing chibi Akatsuki. Apologize for the disturbance and close the door quietly. Run back into the house and do not venture outside for the next three days or until chibi Tobi returns.
If your friend owns a chibi Shinobi, advise them to lock their chibi inside until chibi Tobi leaves. Madarastudios .inc is not responsible for the potential harm to your friend's chibi Shinobi. If your friend owns a chibi Karin, Jugo, or Suigetsu, do not deny any meetings which may take place in your house. Stay in your room and do not evesdrop on any conversation. If your friend calls, reassure them that their chibi is safe and will return as soon as possible. Hang up. If your friend owns a chibi Sasuke, avoid killing their chibi. You will be seeing him a lot more often, and it is unlikely that he will be in a loveable mood. If this bothers you, kindly request chibi Tobi to meet with your friend's chibi Sasuke somewhere outside the house. If chibi Tobi switches to his chibi Madara mode, politely back away and leave the house until chibi Sasuke leaves. In the case of any secret chibi meetings, advise your friend not to retrieve their chibi until chibi Tobi/Madara has left. Madarastudios .inc is not responsible for any harm which might occur to your friend due to the unintentional overhearing of a chibi Akatsuki conversation.
You cannot return, exchange, or pound chibi Tobi. If you lose this manuel or are afraid for your life, hide in the closet and call (899) 999-Madarastudios-Guidelines. Listen to their advice and do not provoke chibi Madara. Hide out until the danger is past. Madarastudios. inc will not be held responsible for any damages caused by chibi Tobi. If you have any questions, call (899) 787-Madarastudios-Akatsuki. There are no guarentees that your call will be returned.
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