Congratulations! You are now the proud new owner of an exclusive Team Hebi chibi Sasuke! Your chibi Sasuke has probably arrived at your door for one of several reasons:

1) He is looking for chibi Itachi. If you own a chibi Itachi, lock him in the basement before welcoming chibi Sasuke into your home. See warnings at the end for further details.

2) He has found and killed chibi Itachi and is now looking for an exclusive Konoha chibi, Team Hebi chibi, or chibi Madara.

3) He is running away from his last owner. Again.

If you have been lucky enough to have found chibi Sasuke on your doorstep, feel free to adopt him and welcome him into your home. He is probably looking for a temprorary sanctuary while he continues his quest of the above three options. Please take note that chibi Sasuke is a one of a kind exclusive and highly valued chibi, particularely among female purchasers. Madarastudios. inc does not take responsibility for stolen chibis, death threats, or BFF's wielding machine guns. Remember that your chibi Sasuke likely fled a number of NARUTO fans by the time he arrived on your doorstep. Any one of your friends may have owned him. Madarastudios. inc does not take responsibility if you are forced to move out of the neighborhood in order to protect yourself from a suit.

Your chibi Sasuke may act withdrawn and sullen. Keep in mind that he has lost his parents, abandoned his friends, and devoted his life to killing the only family member he has left. He has earned the right to sulk. Attempt to cheer up chibi Sasuke by showing him Naruto Shippudden episodes 135-138. Do not be alarmed if he watches this over and over again. You might find kunai imbedded in the television screen when you wake up in the morning. Madarastudios. inc is not responsible for damaged technology.

It is highly inadvisable to show your chibi Sasuke any Naruto Shippudden episodes past 138. If you fall asleep in the middle of a marathon and find him gone in the morning, call the unlucky friend who owns chibi Madara. Your chibi Sasuke will probably not be returned to you. This would be a good time to adopt a chibi Itachi.

General outings may help you bond with your chibi Sasuke. Understand that chibi Sasuke is a loner and will not welcome friendship. Tell him that you understand and respect his wishes, and ask if he would like to go shopping anyway. Upon receiving his consent, you may promptly desire to take him to the nearest candy store and OD him on C6H12O6. Please keep in mind that your chibi Sasuke holds a sincere hatred for sweets. You may, of course, use this as an opportunity to restock your own hoard instead.

After punishing your chibi Sasuke by dragging him to the candy store, give him a treat to ensure he will not run away with the next person that steps inside the house (probably your best friend, who will deny the evidence). Set your chibi Sasuke up with Ultimate Ninja Storm II and let him kill Itachi to his heart's content. You may never see your game consol again.

"An apple a day keeps Zetsu away," and an tomato a day keeps chibi Sasuke from moving to your friend's house. Buy a Japanese cook book on tomatoes and serve a different recipe every day of the month. Take special note of your chibi Sasuke's favorites. If you are a good cook and newly introduced to Oriental cooking, he may compliment you and say that it almost tastes Japanese. If you already have experience with the variety of spices, he may give you the highest compliment and say your cooking is almost as good as his mother's.

Your chibi Sasuke's living quarters must be simple. Do not extravaganze your closet in an attempt to impress him. Allow him to decorate his own room. Give him a few Itachi posters to hang on the wall. Make sure the door is closed before sharp objects begin flying. You may wish to hide your favorite Itachi posters to prevent vandalism. If you want to gain chibi Sasuke's sincere and complete admiration, give him your Itachi plushie as a voodoo doll. Do not wince when he tortures said plushie.

On occassion you might have the notion to take your chibi Sasuke to a toy shop. This is highly inadvisable. Remember that many NARUTO fans stalk the isles and will attempt to kidnap your chibi Sasuke. If ambushing Toys R Us is imperitive for your sanity, be sure and hide a tracking device in chibi Sasuke's sandal. Madarastudios. inc gives no guarentee that this will ensure your chibi is returned. You might try using a hoodie and some red face paint to disguise your chibi Sasuke as a chibi Kiba, which is not quite as popular and less likely to be stolen. Call ahead of time to ensure none of your friends own a chibi Kiba already.

Once inside the stoor, allow your chibi Sasuke to lead the way. Do not, repeat DO NOT attempt to keep your chibi Sasuke on any form of a leash. Madarastudios .inc is not responsible for the resulting genjutsu you may be subjected to. Your chibi Sasuke will likely take you straight to the NARUTO franchise. Warn the store ahead of time to hide all Itachi merchandise. Even then your wallet may be severely depleted by the time you leave. Be kind to your chibi; ask the store managers to leave out one Itachi action figure for him to destroy.

Your chibi Sasuke will have different reactions concerning other chibi. He may show off more than usual if chibi Naruto enters the room, or he may attempt to kill said chibi. Never leave chibi Sasuke and chibi Naruto alone in the same room together. Plan ahead so that either you or the friend who owns chibi Naruto will be on hand to separate the two should a fight occur.

Several good chibi for your friend to bring on a visit are chibi Sakura, chibi Hinata, chibi Juugo, or other chibi that chibi Sasuke does not have a history of quarrelling violently with. Be warned; your friends to attempt to set up a romance between their female chibi and your chibi Sasuke. (Always check their bags and purses when they leave. Your chibi Sasuke may be found stuffed underneath a sweater.) Do not allow your friends to bring a chibi Sai. Madarastudios .inc is not responsible for the irrevocable damage that could occur. It is also adviseable for your chibi Sasuke to be kept away from all Leaf Village series chibi unless he is genuinely interested in speaking to one.

WARNINGS FOR OWNERS CURRENTLY OWNING ANOTHER CHIBI:

1). If you own a chibi Itachi, your chibi Sasuke will immediately clash. Madarastudios. inc will not be held responsible for the death and murder of either chibi Uchiha. You may want to lend chibi Itachi to a friend until the matter is sorted out. Please remember that chibi Itachi will be sensitive to another transfer and assure him beforehand that you are not sending him away for anything he has done wrong.

If it is impossible to choose between the two chibis for even an hour of your time, hide chibi Itachi in your room while you show chibi Sasuke NARUTO SHIPPUDDEN episodes 135-141. When he is finished crying, show him chibi Itachi. Leave the room to give the two some time alone. If fists start flying, you may wish to intervene. Lock your chibi Itachi safely out of Kirin range and replay episodes 139-141.

If in the end your chibi Sasuke will not reconcile with chibi Itachi, you may be forced to choose between the two. If this decision is impossible for you to make, try to work out a compromise and divide your time evenly between the two. Understand that chibi Itachi may already feel insecure about his position in the family, and chibi Sasuke might find a new owner rather than live in the same house as his brother. It would be advisable in this case to find them rooms on separate floors or build another closet on the opposite side of your room. Be prepared for a life of flying shuriken and memorize all directions in your basic first aid kit. Madarastudios. inc is not responsible for severed fingers, broken limbs, or mortally wounded chibi.

2). If you own a chibi Madara already, you may eventually be fortunate enough to find that your friend's chibi Sasuke has come in search of him. You may kidnap chibi Sasuke and hide the evidence. Understand that chibi Sasuke will hate you for this. (Your friend will too.) Madarastudios. inc is not responsible for unreasonable acts of vengeance. To appease chibi Sasuke's wrath, show him how to run a poster of Danzo through the paper shredder. To appease your friend's wrath, move to a different country.

3) If you already own a chibi Naruto, your chibi duo will inevitably quarrel. Your chibi have two distinct personalities and should never be kept in the same room for more than ten minutes at a time. Chibi Sasuke's dark moods and bland tastes will contrast with chibi Naruto's hyperactivity and orange tye-dyes. Your chibi can both go with you if you want to take them shopping, however it would be advisable for you to walk between them at all times. Keep a close eye on them if they decide to train together. Training is encouraged between chibi, but ensure beforehand that none of the weapons maintain sharp edges. Foam kunai and rubber senbons can be purchased at Madarastudiosonline. net.

Madarastudios. inc is not responsible for any damage that might occur to chibi Sasuke or the owner. This includes house fires, electrocution, theft or damage to your chibi Sasuke, shattered television screens, damaged NARUTO collectibles, night terrors from gengetsu, or the loss or harm of your chibi Itachi. If you are having trouble with your chibi Sasuke that is not listed in the information above, call (899) 787-Madarastudios-Akatsuki. Upon the rare chance that you wish to return your chibi Sasuke, call up all your friends and rake in the cash as the bidding war begins.

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Spur of the moment inspiration. I've been in a mood for humor lately. :3