The Shipping That Should Not Be

by Listie The Scribe Maid

Parody of "The Thing That Should Not Let it Be" by Beatallica. Sort of an anti-Sonamy parody. If you like Sonamy, avoid this like the plage. If you love Sonaze, I'm awaiting your reviews. Rated T 'cause I feel like rating it T.

A/N: This sort of my feelings on Sonamy, because I think there are way too many fictions about this pairing. It's ridiculous. Anyhow, no flames are allowed and I am dedicating this parody to Sonicfurl54321, sonicxblazey, Norman Steel and Rudolphthechidna.

WARNING: If you like Sonamy, turn back now... But sine you're already reading, who gives a damn?

The Shipping That Should Not Be

Parody of "The Thing That Should Not Let it Be" by Beatallica

"Let it Be" belongs to The Beatles

"The Thing That Should Not Be" belongs to Metallica

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG and all related trademarks belong to SEGA

When I find myself going through fictions, one thing bothers me
It's a thing that makes me twitchy|
And in my hour of darkness, it is really a mystery
Why these people support Sonamy

Sonamy, Sonamy
Not every fiction's crappy
But it's the shipping that should not let it be

I would list reasons here why I hate actually Sonamy
But I want to save your sanity
And though you have been liking, there is still a chance you will see
This's the shipping that you shouldn't let it be

Sonamy, Sonamy
You're probably hatin' me
But it's the shipping that you should not let it be

Come on, don't let it be, don't let it be
I respect Shadamy
But that ain't the shipping that should not let it be
Yeah, yeah

My number one gurl!
(Uh...)

Sonicgurl, everybody!
One number one gurl, you motherf-ers!

(Don't let it be!)

Sonamy, Sonamy
I respect Silvamy
But that ain't shipping that should not let it be

And even though I try, my respect has really died
I like Sonaze, so let it be
You may really hate this parody, but please do not flame me
I just do not care for Sonamy

Sonamy, Sonamy
I may be bashin'
But at least it's not an OC

Sonamy, Sonamy
Not every fiction's crappy
But it's the shipping that you should not let it be

A/N: Um, the funny thing is, my back-up to SonicxSally (which, in turn, is my back-up to Sonaze) is actually Sonamy. It's just, to me, there's not a whole lot of evidence. As I said before, flames are not allowed, unless you are a troll. Anyways, as Edward R. Murrow would say, "Good night and good luck!"