Chapter Two: Hidan
Hidan glanced behind him glad to see that he had lost Sasori, Tobi and Itachi. He looked at Deidara who had stopped struggling a few minutes ago, he was amused to see the blonde had fell asleep. The blonde looked so sweet when she was not biting his nose off, kicking him where it really hurt and punching him into a tree through several walls. Deidara groaned as Hidan gently put her down on his bed, Hidan smirked not wanting to wake her, she awoke anyway. Her eyes were glazed over, showing that she was either sleep walking or completely out of it. She managed to get hold of Hidan's scthye and have it at Hidan's neck in less than a second from waking up, Hidan was closed to being creeped out, no one had ever used his darling scthyey against him before and worse than that, the scthye actually liked Deidara better than Hidan and responded quicker and more willingly with her. He had finally found out what it was like being on the oppisite end of the scale and he did not like it. Hidan nearly had his head chopped off when Deidara snapped out of the trance she had been in, she looked at the scthye and instantly dropped it.
"Oh my gosh, Hidan, I didn't harm you did I?" She cried, Hidan noticed a large cut where she had managed to slice his chest (when did she manage that?) she spotted it as well and worried looking at it, she put her hands to his chest and leaned closer in to get a better look. Hidan looked down, relieved that she was back to normal but rather concerned about what she was doing, Deidara glared at his hands as they daringly decided to taste Hidan's blood. Hidan shivered, he was not used to other people tasting his blood.
"Sorry Hidan." Deidara murmured and pulled the ribbon out of her hair, her hair fell down in a swish of gold, Hidan stared at Deidara, it was the first time he saw her hair down as both female and male. Deidara wrapped the abnormally wide and long ribbon around Hidan's chest expertly.
"There we can't have Kakuzu complaining about you being covered in blood again can we?" Deidara smiled at him as Hidan looked at him questionly.
"Would you like to explain your kill 'Hidan with his own weapon' mood just then." Hidan asked sitting down next to Deidara who fell on Hidan's bed.
"It happens when I get really angered, stressed or have bad memories I just snap then I can't tell the difference between friend or foe. People tend to die, I feel so bad after it, I don't know who I hurt." Deidara said head in her hands, Hidan frowned. Suddenly (he had no idea what he was doing but) he pulled Deidara into his chest and held her, trying to comfort her, it seemed to work.
"Thank you, Hidan." Deidara murmured snuggling into Hidan's chest, Hidan smirked (HA! Take that Sasori, Tobi and Itachi!) Deidara looked up.
"I really didn't expect your room to be like this." Deidara admitted, Hidan looked confused.
"Like what?" Hidan asked curiously, for some reason he felt comfortable with his arms around Deidara and Deidara sitting on his lap.
"Well, first of all well furnished and clear of blood." Deidara said without beating around the bush, Hidan smirked.
"What's wrong with being well-furnished?" Hidan asked, Deidara twirled his hand around his finger.
"Well, I thought it would be easier to do rituals and sacrifices with little furniture as you can make a circle without crashing into a bed or something." Deidara said, yawning. Hidan looked thoughtful, that was actually a good idea. Deidara yawned again and rubbed her eyes.
"Hey, you still tired?" Hidan asked, Deidara nodded. Hidan lifted her up bridal style, Deidara looked at him.
"What are you doing?" Deidara questioned surprised.
"Taking you to your room." Hidan told him, Deidara just nodded and cuddled up to Hidan as he carried him to her own room. Hidan stuck his tounge out at a staring Sasori, Tobi and Itachi. Kakuzu and Zetsu stopped to look as they passed them. Hidan found Deidara's room and opened it, he looked in surprise at it, he did not expect that. He expected mess but this was almost distrubing clean and neat, it looked like a show-room. The only thing which indicated it was Deidara's room was a few clay models placed neatly, in size order, almost exactly the same distance apart on the desk.
"Well, I did not expect this." Hidan smiled, Deidara grinned.
"You thought I'll be messy didn't you?" Deidara murmured, Hidan nodded, "Danna did too, he nearly had a heart attack after seeing my room the first time, it was hilarious." Deidara laughed slightly, Hidan gave a small laugh too, he could imaniage it.
"'Night." Deidara murmured as Hidan placed her on her bed, Hidan smiled softly.
"'Night, Dei-chan." Hidan whispered back and left out the door. Sasori, Itachi and Tobi was waiting outside the door for him. None of them looked happy.
"You may have won his round, Hidan, but don't expect to win so easy next time." Sasori told him, the other two nodded in argeement. Tobi looked curious.
"How did you make Deidara on good terms with you again?" Tobi asked, Hidan smiled.
"He tried to sacrifice me." Hidan smirked waving to them as they stared after him.