Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, otherwise Akatsuki would be alive, Naruto would be cleverer, Sakura would be working in McDonalds and Itachi, Deidara, Hidan, Sasori, Kakuzu and Pein would form a boy band in their free-time
Chapter Three: Waltzing with Sasori/Itachi
Sasori went to Pein, as soon as he saw the bastard Hidan who was trying to steal his Deidara. Pein looked down at Sasori annoyed, Sasori had pummeled at his door until he had answered.
"I need you to send me and Deidara on a mission." Sasori told him, Pein raised an eyebrow, that was the first someone had actually asked for a mission.
"May I ask why." Pein said curious, Sasori looked slightly embarrassed.
"..." was Sasori's reply as he looked else where, Pein smirked.
"Permission granted, collect Deidara for the mission and come back in a few minutes." Pein said, wondering what mission he could give them. Sasori nodded thankfully and went to collect Deidara, Pein sighed and went back inside where Konan was waiting. ( PeinxKonan ?) Sasori entered Deidara's room, he took a deep breath as he looked at the spotless room, no matter how many times he saw it it still managed to shock him slightly. Deidara looked slightly out of place as she lay strewn across the bed, her golden hair spread around her head and her foot dangling over the side. He looked carefully at Deidara who was giving small snores, he smirked and opened her wardrobe up. She had always forbade anyone from looking in it, he stared surprised at an empty wardrobe, it did not even have clothes. Weird. He closed the wardrobe doors before Deidara could wake up. He opened up drawers silently, neatly arranged in the top one was kunais and shurikens in an anrangements of sizes and types. He hurriedly shut it as Deidara gave a groan and sat up, Sasori rushed to the door and pretended to have just come in when Deidara sat up and stretched. Deidara looked at him curiously.
"Danna? Why are you here, un?" She asked, Sasori shrugged nonchalantly.
"Pein wanted us to go on a mission." Sasori said, Deidara nodded and swung herself out of bed, then she straightened out the bed covers as they were crinkled. She linked arms with Sasori's, Sasori blinked at her surprised, she smiled at him.
"Come on, we don't want to keep you waiting much longer do we, un." Deidara said sweetly and she began dragging him to Pein's office, they passed Hidan and Sasori stuck his tounge out at him. Hidan gave him the middle finger in reply. Soon they were at their desinitation, a flustered looking Konan was leaving and Pein was escorting her out. Deidara waved to her, Konan smiled and hurried off in the other direction.
"What's our mission, Leader-sama?" Deidara asked curiously, Pein passed them a scroll. Deidara read it, frowned and stratched her head.
"This sure is an interesting mission, un." Deidara murmured, Sasori looked at it and smiled.
'Oh dear god, thank you.' he mouthed to Pein who smirked and went back into his office. The scroll instructed them both to sneak into a ball in the guise of a date in order to win the waltzing competion.
"Do you know how to waltz, Danna?" Deidara asked, Sasori's face fell. No he did not actually. He shook his head.
"Don't worry I'll teach you, I used to dance for Iwa in competions, un." Deidara told him, Sasori blinked then smiled.
"You do that, brat." Sasori said gladly being dragged into the training grounds where Itachi and Kisame were training, Itachi glared at Sasori who smirked at him.
"Okay Danna, have you ever seen a waltz before, un?" Deidara asked, Sasori just shook his head. Itachi was by Deidara's side in a flash.
"I can help you in showing him if you would like." Itachi said helpfully, Deidara looked at him surprised and then she smiled.
"That would be very kind, thank you, Itachi-kun." Deidara told him, Sasori glared at Itachi, Itachi smirked at him over Deidara's shoulder. Itachi was surprised as Deidara grabbed his hand and instantly got into the postion, Itachi blinked then did the same as Deidara. Deidara's arm was resting on top of Itachi's and Itachi's hand was placed where Deidara's bottom rips were. Sasori frowned at their closeness, they were basically pressed together. Deidara smiled and they began to dance, Deidara told Sasori what they were doing as they did it and explained what to do. Then Deidara stopped explaining and decided to compelment Itachi on his dancing skills.
"You're a good dancer, I wouldn't of expected it of you, un." Deidara said, Itachi smirked
"I used to represent Konoha." Itachi told her truthly, Sasori scowled feeling ignored.
"That was you? I thought you looked familar when I first met you, un." Deidara said surprised, Itachi nodded. Sasori coughed to gain their attention. Deidara let go of Itachi and grabbed hold of Sasori, Itachi frowned and sat on the bench where Kisame had been watching amused. Sasori felt awkward being so close to Deidara, he was relieved to find they were basically the same height when Deidara was a girl so Deidara was not towering over him like he did as a boy.
"We'll do the basics first, Danna, that was the moves me and Itachi had been doing at the beginning, un." Deidara smiled, Sasori nodded. He could not help but be annoyed that the brat had to teach him, he would of preferred it if he was the one doing the teaching. At least he got to be close to her. Little did they know all of the Akatsuki was watching laughing as Deidara and Sasori began to dance. Sasori was considerably bad and brought them crashing down once or twice and kept standing on Deidara's foot. Finally Deidara had enough.
"That's it, I'm leading, un." Deidara told him, Sasori winced and then he heard people in hysterics of laughter. He saw Kisame in tears of laughter, Itachi smirking cruelly and then looking at the base's windows he saw the rest of the Akatsuki laughing their heads off. Deidara waved at them cheerfully as Sasori wanted to sink into the ground from embarrassment. Deidara turned back to Sasori and forced him back into the waltz postion, Deidara pulled out a mp3 player and turned it on. Sasori looked at her confused.
"I thought it might be easier for you if we had music." Deidara said and then she gave him an evil smirk and leant close to his ear.
"If you can't do it, Danna, you'll have to give up and let Itachi be my dance partner and admit that I'm a better artist. Un." Deidara whispered, Sasori glared at her.
"Of course I can do it." Sasori answered, Deidara smiled.
"Then show me, un." Deidara said doubtingly, Sasori began waltzing with determation, soon he caught on and was quite good. Everyone looked on disbelieving at the change of dancing level that Sasori showed after only a few minutes.
"Deidara must of said something very inspiring to cause this change." Konan said, Pein looked thoughtful and he nudged Konan to make her look at the jealous faces of Hidan, Tobi and Itachi, it was quite amusing to see them glare furiously at Sasori, Konan giggled and hung onto his arm ( PeinxKonan ?). Deidara quickly turned off the mp3 as it screamed 'FLOOOR!' surprising everyone and making Sasori stumble over. Deidara grinned sheepishly, then he looked up to Pein.
"You know that mission you set us." Deidara said sitting in the window-sill next to Pein in a flash, Pein nodded wondering how she got there so quick. "What do we wear, un?" Deidara asked, Konan squealed.
"Can I dress them up please." Konan asked Pein, who just nodded, Deidara flinched the last time Konan dressed her up was when she was still a boy and he ended up wearing a pink maid's outfit. Konan smiled and grabbed Deidara and dragged her to Konan's room. Sasori frowned as he saw Deidara get dragged away by Konan.
-CHANGE-
Konan came out with a scowling Deidara, Deidara was wearing a blue shimmering evening dress which brought out her eyes, pale blue elbow length gloves and her golden hair was in a messy bun with a blue butterfly attatched on the side. The male Akatsuki members stared at Deidara wide-mouthed, Sasori looked just as grumpy as Deidara and he was forced into a tuxedo and Konan had 'fixed' his hair. By fixing it she had slicked his hair back in a style similar to Hidan's. When the male Akatsuki members saw Sasori they smirked and chuckled.
"This better be worth it, un." Deidara said sulkily, Sasori nodded in argeement.
"Now go win this competion." Pein smirked, Deidara tsked and left dragging Sasori behind her. Pein turned to the television and turned it on.
"Who wants to see how they do?" Pein said, everyone hurriedly rushed to the sofa.