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The BAU girls were out shopping, it was rare that they actually got a chance to be together and it didn't involve looking at photos of murder victims. Penelope was looking through the racks for a nice dress for JJ, who was in the dressing room, to wear to her godson's baptism, while Emily was doing the same a few racks over.
"Hey PG I think we've got something over here, come take a look." Prentiss called over.
Penelope walked over to see Emily holding a nice mid length black dress with a two inch white band around the hips. She looked at the dress before responding,
"I will need my little jay bird to try it on so I can see if it passes the Garcie standards."
"Haha, PG, you crack me up."
The two walked over the dressing room and handed the dress to JJ, who was leaning against the wall looking almost defeated.
"Nothing is good enough to wear; this is my baby's baptism! I need to look perfect! I still haven't lost all the baby weight…."
Pen cut her friend off, "Sweetie, let's not talk about weight here, I've been packing way too much junk in the trunk for as long as I can remember. Just try on the dress"
JJ just rolled her eyes and shut the door. The other two just took a seat in the chairs off to the side while they waited for her to try on the dress. The silence was slightly awkward, because they were never this quiet, so Emily broke the silence by saying,
"So I heard about the prank you pulled on Morgan a few nights ago, the look on his face must have been priceless in the restaurant."
"Yeah, he said it's one of the most embarrassing moments in this life but he came over after the date. Apparently, Denise left when the phone rang, he let something slip about me and once again the girl took off. I wish he'd find one that wouldn't feel threatened by our friendship, I mean look at me, I do my best but I'm not Derek Morgan material."
JJ walked out of the stall and caught eyes with Emily and they both rolled their eyes. Penelope just gave them a look of confusion.
"PG, if that's what you think, then you are crazy because that man is head over heels for you. He just won't admit it yet, he's too busy, like you are, trying to avoid admitting the obvious."
Penelope scoffed "Right, what authority do you have on that?"
"Well, I believe the FBI thought I was good at detecting people's emotions, like when someone is lying and put me on this team, called the Behavioral Analysis Unit, you know where they study human behavior…." Emily answered staring her down with hands on her hips.
JJ had enough, "Alright, let's forget about that, now, how about this dress?"
Thirty minutes later, the girls were finally at the check out after decided the first dress that Emily picked out was perfect the occasion. When JJ went to pay, Penelope stopped her,
"I'm fairy godmother, I will help with this because I can" She said with a giggle in her voice and a bright smile that turned into a look of horror when the sounds of Sir Mix-A-Lot rang throughout Macy's
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
She ran her hands threw her purse trying to find the phone that was causing her to the center of attention and when she found it she saw the ID said "Hot Stuff"
She answered "Oh, hot stuff, you are SO dead when I get my hands on you"
"Is that a threat? You shouldn't use something that I want to happen as a threat, not very effective. They taught me that in FBI school" Derek's voice said through the line with a slight chuckle.
Penelope looked over at Emily and JJ basically hyperventilated from laughter at the crimson cheeked woman. She just sighed, "Oh, when I get my hands on you, you won't know what to do with yourself"
"Is that a promise, baby girl?"
"Derek, I am wondering who taught you how to do this. Will you tell me to save me from of my own curiosity?" She asked.
He chuckled in response, "Not a chance, baby girl, I told you I'd get you back, remember this is war."
Penelope has since moved out of line so people could be rung up while her friends hackled like hyenas behind her.
"Hot Stuff, I think I will have to call you back, I'm at Macy's with EP and JJ so let me finish up here and then we can talk about this later when I come over to your house to a cooked meal, sound good?"
Derek paused for second; she was confused on what was the hold up.
"Sounds like a plan, baby girl, bring the red vines, a movie, and your bootylicious self."
She gritted her teeth at his booty comment, "Derek, talk to you later"
She went back up to the casher, so she could purchase JJ's dress. The woman put into a bag and then Penelope walked towards the door, with JJ and Emily behind her. She was in such a trance that she almost didn't her Emily say,
"So, how was Sir Mix-A-Lot?"
Pen turned on her heels to face the other girls, who started to laugh again. Just as Penelope thought the day couldn't get any worse than that moment JJ's cell phone rang. When JJ finally closed her cell phone, she informed them,
"Looks like Sir Mix-A-Lot will have to take a rain check on the bootylicious evening. We have a case in Maine, it doesn't look good and Pen, you may have to come with us.
Penelope rolled her eyes and sighed, "Why can't I ever go to place that isn't freezing? Canada, Alaska, now Maine, great"
"Did you go to…"Emily didn't even finish her sentence from the look Pen gave; she wanted to forget that case ever existed and her mind was preoccupied with ways to get Derek back.
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