Chapter Four: Hugging Kakuzu and Kisame

Sasori looked at Deidara wondering how she had managed to break her leg during her trip to the toilet, he was grateful for the fact that they had already danced and the winner was about to be announced. He looked around the crowd, he expected Orochimaru (he was representing the sound village with Kabuto) to be creeping around but was surprised to not see him anywhere. Deidara saw him looking and smirked.
"And in first place are Akasuna Sasori and Iwa Deidara." The speaker who was an elderly, kind-looking woman said smiling slightly. Murmurs went though the crowd, then a cheer went out.

"I love you Deidara!" a man's voice cried out then other people began chanting 'Deidara's back', Deidara blushed and held on to Sasori as her leg gave out, Sasori picked her up and carried her to the trophy stand bridal style.

"It seems your famous." Sasori murmured, Deidara winced.

"Hurry up so I get treatment for my leg, I must have fractured it in several places, who knew that Snake-breath's face would be so hard." Deidara muttered, Sasori looked at her.

-CHANGE-

The Akatsuki clapped as Deidara and Sasori entered the headquarters, Deidara shuddered as pain shot up her leg when it brushed against the door. Hidan, Tobi and Itachi was by their side in an instant.

"Holy Jashin, Deidara what the fuck did you do to your leg?" Hidan said looking at it, even to his untrained medical eye it was obvisous that it was broken.

"I beat up this snake-guy, his nerdy partner with glasses, this spider-dude, a boy with two heads, this chubby ginger-bloke, a freaky bone-guy and this girl with a flute whilst wearing heels." Deidara admitted, Sasori blinked surprised.

"You just said you were going to the toilet." Sasori said, Deidara nodded.

"I was but I met up with them and could not pass up the chance to beat the crap out of them." Deidara answered, then she smiled prettily at Kakuzu.

"'Kuzu-kun, you know how you are my favourite Akatsuki member ever." Deidara said sweetly, Kakuzu sighed.

"How much are you willing to pay me?" Kakuzu answered without turning to face her, Deidara smirked.

"Fine, I won't relieve you of Hidan's complaining and kindly give you shinobi with high-bounties on their heads as well then." Deidara sighed sadly and she was about to turn to Konan when Kakuzu's head jerked up.

"Fine I'll do it." Kakuzu said tiredly, as he went to Deidara's side he was surprised as Deidara hugged him.

"Thank you 'Kuzu-kun." Deidara smiled, Kakuzu could feel the glares burning into his back, he was suddenly very relieved that Deidara was going to relieve him of Hidan. At least then he knew he would not end up being a sacrifice for Jashin, but what about being subjected to sharignan and Tobi and the chance of becoming a puppet? Kakuzu pushed Deidara away.

"Don't push it otherwises I won't hestitate in adding your heart to my collection." Kakuzu said looking at her broken leg and sighing.

"Is it bad, doctor?" Deidara asked sweetly, Kakuzu groaned.

"Of course it's bad, we need to move you to the sofa, we can't have Sasori dropping you whilst I healed you." Kakuzu said, Sasori glared at him slightly before carrying her to the sofa. Kakuzu lifted her leg up and a sudden jolt of pain went up it causing her to gasp and nearly knee him in the face. She promptly apolojised, but when he began healing she brought her head forward, Kakuzu instructed Hidan to hold her down. But another shock made her break out of Hidan's grasp, Kisame held her down as well. Deidara was biting her lip so hard it bleed it order to not to scream out in pain, Kakuzu saw this and tried to lessen the pain but he knew full well how painful having bones setted and mended was. He was impressed how Deidara had not made a single sound during the healing.

"Deidara is a lot nicer to heal than you Hidan, I don't even have to listen to constant whines." Kakuzu said, he noticed that Deidara was laughing. Hidan looked at him hurt. Deidara's laugh cracked and he flinched in pain as Kakuzu finished healing.

"Thank you for healing me 'Kuzu-kun." Deidara smiled hugging Kakuzu tightly.

"Can you stop hugging me." Kakuzu said annoyed, Deidara sulkily.

"Fine I'll hug Kisame instead," Deidara said "You don't mind do you?" she asked turning to him, Kisame just shook his head blankly slightly amused.

"Yay!" Deidara grinned and hugged the blue fellow tightly, Kisame blinked slightly. It kinda felt nice to be hugged, he would of enjoyed it more if was not for the death glares he was recieving from some jealous Akatsuki members.

'I will sacrifice you to Jashin-sama.' Hidan mouthed to him whilst Itachi activated his Sharignan.

"You smell like floral shampoo." Deidara murmured, Kisame shushed her.

"Don't you tell anyone about the shampoo I use." Kisame told her quietly, Deidara giggled and buried her head into Kisame's chest.

"Do you really?" Deidara laughed.

"Does he what?" Hidan asked, mouthing death threats to Kisame over Deidara's head. Kisame gave her a warning look, Deidara aknowledged it and leaned on Hidan's shoulder making him blush.

"Hmm, 'night 'night." Deidara said falling asleep.

"Hey, don't fall asleep on me." Hidan said looking at her.

"Un." She murmured, she fell fast asleep.

"Why does Blondie always fucking fall asleep on me, this is the third time." Hidan groaned, Kakuzu looked up at him.

"Admit it you like it." Kakuzu said, Hidan smirked.

"Yeah."